Former Dallas County Sheriff Lupe Valdez Can’t Win Anything

Adding insult to whatever one might call Lupe Valdez’s quixotic gubernatorial campaign, Texas Monthly announced Thursday that the former Dallas County sheriff was the second runner-up in the magazine’s annual search for Texas’ biggest bum steer. Valdez’s 13-point loss to incumbent Governor Greg Abbott, the largest for any statewide candidate,…

In 2019, Mueller’s Silence So Far on Collusion May Suddenly Make Sense

This won’t take a minute, I promise. I am writing on New Year’s Eve day, trying to peer ahead. I have this one question: Why wouldn’t President Donald Trump and his supporters interpret special counsel Robert Mueller’s relative silence on collusion in exactly the opposite way they have been interpreting…

A Guide to Dallas for Mayoral Candidates New to the City

A couple of Fridays ago, someone you’ve probably never heard of jumped into the Dallas mayoral race. We didn’t write about it because Lynn McBee’s announcement came at 5:30 on a Friday afternoon, prime news dump time, and because no one was kind enough to even send us a press…

An Op-Ed Sparks a Tiny Protest in Front of The Dallas Morning News

When community activist Keyaira Saunders finished second in a 12-person race for Dallas City Council, her supporters knew she would have to clear a tall hurdle to win the runoff against Carolyn King Arnold, who once held the District 4 seat. The Dallas Morning News’ editorial board didn’t make the…

Mark Zuckerberg Won’t Save Us From Liars. Skepticism Will.

Tell me this. Recently I looked at the website of a prominent Dallas consulting firm and noticed they have a social media specialist on their staff who “guides paid social strategy … working with clients to generate content that educates, motivates and empowers target audiences to act in ways that…

No Matter What Anybody Says, Not Shaving’s Not Saving Ted Cruz

The key to likability was there all along, hiding in plain sight for Ted Cruz, Texas’ junior senator. Turns out, he didn’t need to be a fan of The Simpsons, country music or The Princess Bride in order to convince people that he wasn’t a time-traveling serial killer doing his best to…

Did Dems Like Me Ever not Care if Clinton Broke the Law?

Here’s a challenge I put to my fellow lifelong loyal Dem libtards: Back during Lewinsky, did we ever say we didn’t care if Bill Clinton broke the law? I’m serious. I don’t think it’s an easy question. Was there ever a point during the Monica Lewinsky scandal when I told…

Beto O’Rourke’s Presidential Campaign Is Going To Wear Us Out

Whatever one wants to call the thing that’s going on in presidential politics right now — the money primary, the silly season or the greatest trick Iowa and New Hampshire ever pulled — Texas finds itself squarely in the thick of things, apparently for the long haul. Julian Castro, the…

Despite Huge Improvement, Texas Voter Turnout Still Has a Long Way to Go

The final numbers are in and, stop us if you’ve heard this one before, Texas still had one of the United States’ worst voter participation rates in 2018, despite an 18 percentage point increase in voter participation over 2014. This November, 46.3 percent of Texas’ voting-eligible population cast ballots, according…

Texas AG Paxton Joins Trump in DACA Supreme Court Fight

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton continues to do everything in his power to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals Program, which allows undocumented immigrants brought to the U.S. as children to live and work in the United States without fear of deportation. Thursday afternoon, Paxton announced he’s leading a…

Louie Gohmert Makes Fox Business Sorry They Let Him on the Air

There aren’t many things, or people, capable of making Fox News apologize. The network is happy to let its on-air personalities and guests shill for conspiracies about the migrant caravan, Benghazi or Robert Mueller’s witch hunt. Thursday morning, however, the Observer’s favorite Republican, East Texas U.S House Rep. Louie Gohmert,…