My favorite part of the audit released yesterday of the city’s water meters: In 2008, when the water department was taking flak for too many “implausible” meter readings — meter readings that are either crazy, totally whacked out or you-gotta-be-kidding-me — they did what any head-up self-defending bureaucracy would do…
Recently I came across a great term of art I think aptly describes the contrast between the way the Bishop Arts/North Oak Cliff district of the city is growing and the way West Dallas is developing. It’s, “Orderly but dumb versus chaotic but smart.” A tight fit. In a conversation…
Whether on the prime-time slot graced by Senator Ted Cruz or the kid’s table afternoon debate where former Governor Rick Perry to his place, just too many candidates filled the stages. Neither Texan got more than about 10 minutes of cumulative time to speak and Cruz was additionally impaired by…
All right, I understand that very few readers of the Dallas Observer are worried about Social Security yet, but you all have to have Social Security cards. Right? That’s all I’m talking about. Just the card. And, yes, it’s more than that. I’m a lifelong libtard. I am pro-government. I…
Pop quiz: Aside from the obvious (i.e. poor judgment and inept management), what do the following events have in common? An employee of the city’s Trinity Watershed Management is helping organize her boss’s retirement money. To cover expenses, she solicits money from several companies that hold lucrative contracts with the…
Clint McDonough is chairman of the Dallas office and a managing partner in an accounting firm that was known since 1903 as Ernst and Ernst, since 1989 as Ernst and Young, now calling itself “EY,” which I thought was the name of a character in an A.A. Milne children’s book…
A week from Wednesday the city council will vote on a zoning deal adjacent to Klyde Warren Park, where the developer wants permission to build a residential tower more than 60 percent higher than the law allows. It’s permission to make 60 percent more money. Oh, but you know our…
Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings, you may have heard, is “deeply concerned” about eXXXotica, the three-day porn expo that arrives in Dallas on Friday. Alas, he wrote in a letter to the Dallas Women’s Foundation, which had objected to the event taking place in the city-owned Convention Center, there was nothing…
It’s easy to get lost in all the affordable-housing stuff that’s been swirling around City Hall for the past couple of years. First HUD was really mad at Dallas over its housing policies, then it wasn’t, then the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in Texas Department of Housing and Community Affairs…
Last we checked in on Rick Perry’s quixotic second bid for president, our erstwhile governor had picked a fight with the 2016 Republican field’s irresistible force, Donald Trump. Perry, desperate to get into August 6’s Fox News-sponsored first GOP debate, was doing everything he could to raise his national profile,…
Every once in a while, often in the hottest weeks of the year for some reason, I get an enormous hankering, a craving from deep in my soul, a raw hunger that can only be quelled with a great steaming plate heaped high with the well-sauced meat of that great…
I have so many conflicts of interest here, I shouldn’t even open my mouth. But, you know. In a letter to Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings, the Dallas Women’s Foundation has expressed its “deep concern and disgust” that the Dallas Convention Center will host a porn convention, Exxxotica Expo, on August 7…
Erstwhile Texas governor and current presidential candidate Rick Perry’s campaign is in danger dying before it really gets underway, but Perry is doing everything he can to avoid a premature exit. Perry is stuck somewhere below 5 percent in national Republican primary polls. In any election from 2012 backward, low…
Dallas City Hall took a big head-slam yesterday in the Cityplace Sam’s Club suit. 5th Court of Appeals Judge David J. Schenck shot down the city’s argument that neighbors had no right to sue over a big-box store on the east side of Central Expressway north of Haskell Avenue. Schenck…
Two recent city documents to call to your attention: 1) showing that we have spent almost $610 million so far on the Trinity River project, which is mainly unbuilt, and 2) showing that we need to spend $121 million, which we supposedly don’t have, just to stop our terrible street…
The so-called bike share program at Fair Park may be a scarcely utilized disaster. That doesn’t mean that a well-considered bike-share system, with stations placed strategically at points throughout the central city so riders can travel from where they are to a place they might want to go (rather than…
One of the more amusing vagaries of the theater inspired by campaign finance laws since the Citizens United case opened the sluices for corporate giving is the little dance candidates must do with their Super PACs. Formal campaigns can’t officially coordinate with Super PACs, but, because Super PACs can accept…
If you didn’t already know the attitude of the overflow throng that came to the Sheraton downtown to hear Bernie Sanders, it was absolutely clear less than five minutes into the Vermont senator’s speech. “Bullshit,” came a shout from the crowd as Sanders described Texas all-Republican state government. This was…
Big picture, the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision last month in Texas Department of Housing and Community Affairs v. Inclusive Communities Project shouldn’t change much. In endorsing disparate impact theory — the notion in civil rights law that a policy can be found illegally discriminatory through a statistical analysis of its effects…
Philip Kingston says that despite what you may have heard, he really does care about his fellow city employees. So much so, in fact, that he’s been crowd-sourcing — with the help of white board put up at City Hall — a list of things city of Dallas workers want from…
Well, it turns out that the city councilman who the general public has known as Rick Callahan since he was elected to represent District 5 in 2013 actually prefers to be called Rickey Callahan. This is incredibly awkward. The councilman recently changed his official City Council name—which appears on the…
Attention homosexuals, sodomites and godless cowards who, through misplaced compassion or cowed silence, abet the gay destruction of the American way of life. Christians are sick and tired of being bullied, and they’re not going to take it anymore. No doubt you’ve heard this rhetoric before. Lord knows there’s been…
