The 10 Most Interesting Things Said at the Texas GOP Convention

In the way of actual action, very little interesting happened at the 2016 Texas Republican Convention, held at the now Exxxotica-free Key Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center. The state’s activist GOPers managed to restrain themselves from supporting secession from the United States — yes, it was actually discussed as a potential…

South Dallas Dogs Could Get Expensive for Owners, City

According to Dallas Police, the reason the department took so long to publicly announce the fatal mauling of a southern Dallas woman last week was that investigators didn’t want the owner of the dogs that attacked Antoinette Brown to ditch the canines. Five days after the attack, when the department…

The Continental Avenue Bridge May Get Named After Former Mayor Ron Kirk

It looks like the Continental Avenue Pedestrian Bridge, one of the city of Dallas’ more pleasant recent additions, will be getting a new name. The city council’s transportation committee voted unanimously Monday to recommend naming the bridge after former Dallas Mayor Ron Kirk to the full city council. The recommendation…

Ken Paxton Targets Target

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is not going to take Target’s announcement that they want people to use the restroom of their choice sitting down — or standing up, as it were. In a letter provided by Paxton to Fox News that we managed to track down on a Breitbart…

Republicans Sorted Field, Voted for the One Running on the White Platform

What mystery? Republican leadership offered Republican primary voters a choice between 16 conservatives and a white guy. The voters have spoken. Yesterday morning after Trump nailed the Republican nomination, I’m reading Nate Silver, I’m reading The New York Times lead editorial, reading Ross Douthat, The Washington Post editorial, The Wall…

Ted Cruz Drops Out. Trump Really Is the Presumptive GOP Nominee.

After being throttled in a make or break Indiana primary, Texas’ Ted Cruz dropped out of the Republican presidential nominating contest, ceding the GOP nod to New York real estate mogul Donald Trump. “We are suspending our campaign, we left it all on the field in Indiana,” Cruz said, managing…

City of Dallas Set to End Soda Squabble

Last winter’s Dallas City Council battle over the city’s soda contract was way more fun than it had any right to be. Cases of soda landed in council offices in a way that smelled a lot like patronage. There were long exchanges about something called pour rights, and City Council…

10 Times Ted Cruz Showed He Is Too Strange to Be President

Tuesday, Ted Cruz will face the biggest, and perhaps last, hurdle in his campaign for the Republican Party’s 2016 presidential nomination. If manages to knock off Donald Trump in Indiana, he’ll have something approaching a 30 percent shot at keeping Trump for gathering the 1,237 delegates the New York real…