The Write Thing to Do

Wanna see a real, live Pop Prophet? Well, tomorrow you can go to Half Price Books and stare at Will Clarke, who, we hear, is also a good writer. It’s all well and good to get a happy ending from Rolling Stone, but Hot Pop Prophets still have to pimp…

Stern Warning

So, Mark Cuban’s made peace with NBA commish David Stern…not. (Really, I should not have seen Borat four times already…not. Damn it.) You know why Cuban’s mad now, don’t you: Stern’s new league-wide rule that prohibits team owners from going on the floor during the game or joining in team…

Yeah, Mom, It’s All Your Fault!

Since you don’t read Mental Health Business Week and we do–we’re core readers, y’all–we thought we’d pass this along this: Dr. Kristy Hager, a child psychologist at Children’s Medical Center Dallas, tells MHBW that, “Parents who possess an understanding of important principles, ideas and actions contribute to the formation of…

Hook, Line and Brinker

Jonah Johnson is the star of an online reality series thanks to his gig waiting tables at Chili’s. Ain’t America amazing? “Chili’s” and “hip.” Yeah, not since, like, the early 1980s. Which isn’t stopping the Dallas-based Brinker Inc. chain from trying. Oh, Christ, how it’s trying. Says in the latest…

O’Hare of the Dog

Illustration by Craig LaRotonda The keep-’em-out and send-’em-back movement has been thwarted by a judge in Pennsylvania. The much-discussed law passed by the town of Hazelton last summer and seen as a template for dozens of cities nationwide–including Farmers Branch–was blocked yesterday by a judge just hours before it was…

Look Out, Belo. Your Redesign Sucks.

It’s easy to pick on The Dallas Morning News–and, ya know, it’s kind of our job. Has been ever since BeloWatch way back in the late, oh, 1960s, was it? I had no intention of logging in early this a.m. and taking potshots at its new Web site. Who are…

The Three Graces

Peter Paul Rubens, The Three Graces Last week, Bible Girl guest writer Laura Conaway wrote about her Southern Baptist upbringing and her journey from a “born-again congregation” to a “less rigid” Episcopal church where an outsider, “a woman married to a woman,” found a spiritual home. Her faith, she wrote,…

He Didn’t Shoot the Sheriff

Sheriff Lupe Valdez says she’s no friend of the man arrested for threatening to kill her. Well, yeah. We have a few more bizarre details about Norman Russell, the Dallas man arrested last week for threatening to kill Sheriff Lupe Valdez. Turns out the 53-year-old, who Garland police say later…

“Eat My Bush” and Other Likely Signs

This is an anti-Bush rally in Salt Lake City–or about three more people than we expect to see this afternoon and Tuesday in downtown Dallas. Beleaguered by approval ratings still mired below 40 percent and a likely-probable-maybe-dunno routing by Congressional democrats, President Bush is seeking safe haven in Texas a…

Morning Motivation

All you gotta do around here is listen and, just through osmosis, you’ll learn how to win Cy Young Awards, re-write recent history and, come Monday, be absolutely perfect. Roger Clemens stopped in Dallas today to speak at the SMU Athletic Forum. Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells is now chirping…

A Banner Night?

Tonight the Dallas Mavericks take the first step of what they hope is an eight-month journey to the NBA Championship. Dirk Nowitzki will resume his climb to MVP. Avery Johnson will continue to preach “basket-BAWL.” Tim Duncan and the San Antonio Spurs will again provide the major obstacle. And, of…

Delay of Shame

In May we “discovered” (well, not so much) Gary M. Kornman, a Dallas attorney awaiting trial in federal court here after pleading not guilty to criminal charges of securities fraud and lying to the Securities and Exchange Commission. Far as we can tell there’s been no mention of Korny in…

So Very Beck-cellent!

This is either a pic of Beck of Police guitarist Andy Summers. One of them was in town last night. If the last-minute, sold-out “Beck Jam” at Gypsy Tea Room last night proved anything, it’s that Scientologists know how to party. (But only within reason: A female roadie pulled double…

Splitsville

On the hot August morning when it all began, Elizabeth Villafranca was sitting in her spacious North Dallas kitchen reading the newspaper when a headline pulled her to the edge of her seat. “Farmers Branch proposal would target illegal immigrants,” it read. “Illegal immigrants are responsible for much of what…

The Other Immigrants

Sima Cheregosha came to Texas from Iran 14 years ago. She knows what it’s like to leave her country behind and make a new home in a strange place. But she has little sympathy for people who come to the United States illegally, and she was one of several immigrants…

Little Lost Boys…and Girls

Every night in Dallas County, about 2,800 abused or neglected children are sleeping in protective care. Each month, 100 to 150 children are removed from their homes. Woe to the Child Protective Services caseworker who leaves a child in a marginal home only to have him killed by a parent…

Cowboy court

On October 16, the Dallas Cowboys and NFL Properties filed a federal suit in the Northern District of Texas against a Lakeville, Minnesota-based company calling itself America’s Team Properties. C’mon, take one guess what the suit’s about. Just one. Yup: trademark infringement. But it’s more than just your regular infringement…

Puck You

So, you wanna piece of Marty Turco? Have a seat. Down the hall, hang a left into the Dallas Stars players’ lounge. Back there, past the P.F. Chang’s spread and the Super Chexx bubble hockey game. Go ahead, plop down in one of those plush black leather chairs. Kick back…

Sin City

Gezellig is the classy new import beer joint on Lowest Greenville, the strip of the avenue below Belmont. Outside the bar, a girl is standing on the sidewalk in her underwear: a white corset, black panties and thigh-high stockings. While other ladies on the strip are appropriating childhood characters such…

The Candidate of Contempt

Rose Renfro: She wants to be a Dallas county commissioner. Or a Tarrant County jail prisoner. If you’re a candidate for office, there is one place you don’t want to appear four days before election: in court. But on Friday, the eternally bumbling Rose Renfroe, who is hoping to unseat…