Anaheimlich Maneuver

IGN.com We kinda like the idea of the videogame version of Marty Turco between the pipes rather than the real deal come playoff time. The Dallas Stars are in post-season form. Which, of course, is horrible news. As has become a dreaded spring tradition, they’re again teasing, tantalizing but, ultimately,…

The NYT Loves Fort Worth’s Museums, But Not Its Restaurants

Early last week in The New York Times, Mimi Swartz described her love-hate relationship with Dallas. Today in The Times, Richard Woodward describes his love-love relationship with Fort Worth — specifically, its myriad art museums. But, as Woodward writes, the food in Cowtown ain’t so hot: “If the art in…

Night of the Shock Therapy

Now that we’ve mentioned Amy Talkington’s The Night of the White Pants this morning, it’s as good a time as any to show the trailer for her brother’s debut film. We’ve brought it up a few times before, but now that former Met music editor Keven McAlester’s Roky Erickson doc,…

White Pants and, Once More, a Yellow Car

Oh, my gaaawd. This is the big night. The yellow Camaro is premiering at the Angelika Film Center. It’s tuxedo and limo time. We’ll be on the edges of our seats with white knuckles. That will be just like whenever we actually rode in the yellow Camaro. The yellow ’72…

What Would Jesus Watch Tonight?

T.D. Jakes will join Jerry Falwell on CNN tonight. Lord have mercy. “How would Jesus solve today’s problems?” Dunno, let’s ask Him. (Or Bible Girl.) But since that’s not an option — sorry, that’s not an option for some of us — CNN tonight at 7 p.m. turns to some…

Swift Justice in a Faraway Place

Illustration by Brian Stauffer One morning in March, the world’s forces of globalization, migration and economic inequity collided in a split second on the balcony of a Best Western in the Panhandle. There, bubbling away outside the doors of three motel rooms, was a line of Crock-Pots. Beside one was…

Anna Nicole Smith for Sale. Her Diaries, Anyway. Man, That Was Quick.

There are lot of amazing things in the forthcoming Heritage Auction Gallery entertainment and music memorabilia auction, which gets under way April 14 and 15 at the company’s Uptown digs. There’s Kurt Cobain’s 1953 Martin acoustic guitar, for instance, which used to belong to Mary Lou Lord. There’s Walt Disney’s…

A Familiar Name to Return to Greenville Ave.

I see that Nancy Nichols has the same news I just received via e-mail: Greg Merkow is shuttering Merkow’s on Greenville Avenue. But what she doesn’t note is that, according to Merkow, the place will soon be reopening as…yup, Greenville Bar and Grill. What goes around, eh? –Robert Wilonsky…

He Will Blow You Away

This comes to us courtesy The Dallas Morning News’ Bold Types blog, and it was written, of course, by Jim Schutze’s new favorite pejorative, Steve Blow: I love it. A letter to the editor in this week’s Dallas Observer labels me as “one scary guy.” When I tried to give…

Oh and 162?

You know who we blame for the Rangers’ 0-3 start. No, not this guy. Why would we do that? C’mon. Three games. Three losses. One reminder: Your Dallas Mavericks started 0-4. But after watching the Texas Rangers get absolutely bludgeoned in Anaheim, my dollar — on second thought, my million…

Failure to Communicate

In a way, Celso Martinez was the perfect public face of the Dallas Independent School District. Martinez ignored local reporters as long as he could, until they made him the unflattering subject of a series of stories on how he was in open violation of board residency policy by living…

Mood Swings

Doctors took Rudy Jaramillo’s cancer. They couldn’t touch his charisma. On a glorious spring training afternoon in Mesa, Arizona, baseball’s best hitting coach walks into Hohokam Stadium and is immediately mobbed. Chicago Cubs and former Texas Rangers slugger Alfonso Soriano, who last year hit 46 homers and 41 doubles, dances…

Ground Meat

Amanda Salcido was standing in line clutching a package of ground beef when she saw the $100 bills. The man in front of her at the United Supermarket opened his wallet to pay for groceries, and she watched over his shoulder as he riffled through the bills, looking for a…

Brain Spat

Stephen Meyer remembers the parade of prominent provocative thinkers who traipsed through McFarlin Auditorium in the mid-1980s when he was studying graduate-level mathematics at Southern Methodist University. So he’s bemused by the stance of the university’s science professors, who recently tried to shut down a conference he organized for April…

MYOB

MYOB: It’s good that the Dallas mayoral candidates have finally found something to disagree about. It was getting hard to tell some of them apart. Tom Leppert and Darrell Jordan—c’mon, they’re really the same guy, aren’t they? Someone’s funnin’ with us. On paper, the field of—what is it now, 30…

Lemmings and Toll Roads| An Acquired Taste

Lemmings and Toll Roads Don’t need no stinking road: I agree wholeheartedly with Jim Schutze (“Steve Blows,” March 29) when it comes to the back-door politics behind the Trinity River project. The Dallas Morning News editorial staff has made council member Angela Hunt out to be a person who single-handedly…