Talk Isn’t Cheap

In the spring, as Dallas County Constable Mike Dupree was fighting to save his job, he looked at his longtime employee and deputy Les Willie. He pointed at Willie and drew a circle in the air with his finger. “Everyone close to you,” Willie says Dupree told him, “is going…

Go Away

Go away: So much rain…so many clouds…will to live fading…fading… The Dallas Morning News reported last week that despite the record days of rain—what is it now, eight, nine months?—it’s unlikely anyone around here is suffering seasonal affective disorder, aka winter depression. Oh yeah? Then someone explain to Buzz why…

White Elephants

Faster. Quicker. Meaner. Stronger. Whiter? Exposed, humiliated and dismissed by the athletically superior Golden State Warriors two months ago, the Dallas Mavericks entered last week’s NBA Draft with attitudes to tweak, limitations to minimize and physicality to enhance. So to complement Dirk Nowitzki, they choose a shorter, skinnier, softer Caucasian?…

Dollars and No Sense

There are two Marshall Sylvers onstage in front of 500 rapt fans in a high-ceilinged ballroom at the Adam’s Mark hotel. One Marshall Sylver is on a larger-than-life poster, posed in front of a Rolls-Royce, its hood ornament perfectly in focus. This Sylver wears a tailored suit and a shiny…

Because Our Founding Fathers Would Have Wanted You to Rock

Three cheers for the red, white and blue, and, no, we’re not talking about the 17-games-out Texas Rangers. We speak, of course, of tomorrow’s festivities (and tonight’s, early-starters), and if you’re the type who prefers bands and beers to Mom and apple pie, here are a few select Independence Day…

Deep Ellum is Self-Destructing

Speaking of Deep Ellum — well, Grimes was down below, and KUT-FM down in Austin called this a.m. with questions for a whatever-happened-to special they’re doing on the neighborhood — our pals at the Pawn Gallery this afternoon shot us a link to the Save Deep Ellum site. There, we…

Chuck This

If we may recommend a wine for your Fourth of July, well, the Marlborough Unoaked Chardonnay is a fine way to start the day. We see that Charles Shaw Chardonnay, otherwise known as the Two Buck Chuck, captured a double-gold medal at the California State Fair Commercial Wine Competition, marking…

Rub It In, Travelocity. Rub It In.

There are two men on this planet who know what they’re talking about when it comes to traveling, writing about traveling and talking about traveling. Those men are Bill Bryson and Rick Steves. If you pick up a guidebook, listen to a radio show, watch a television program or otherwise…

ACS to Fork Over $2.6 Mil to Feds

It’s always something with Affliated Computer Services, seems like. Like today: U.S. Attorney Richard Roper just issued a press release in which he gives a thumbs-up to a settlement with ACS, which agreed to pay the feds exactly $2,645,987.30 to resolve alleged False Claims Act allegations. To be more specific,…

Whatdya Mean the Lakes Are Rising?

The Associated Press has a story today about how all the rain’s done killed the tourism trade in Texas of late — at lakes and water parks and every waterlogged thing in between. Leading off the piece is a guy named Rick Williams, who packed up the family in DeSoto…

Inside Dallas County’s “Safety Net”

In the summer issue of Frontiers of Health Services Management, an American College of Healthcare Executives-published journal that’s required reading at UP HQ, Parkland Health & Hospital System’s top officials have penned a paper congratulating, um, Parkland for its fine, fine work. Actually, the 7,000-plus-word paper — titled “The Quest…

Don’t Mess with Texas’ Film Bidness

Upon further review, Bottle Rocket’s easily the best movie ever shot in Dallas — and Bob Musgrave, at left, is the best thing about it. If you shoot a movie in Texas that makes Texas look bad, well, bubba, don’t expect the state to pony up any dough for yer…

T.O. Says N.O. to New York City Club in New Lawsuit

Everyone’s in a suin’ mood today: News just came down the pike that Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens is going after an NYC nightclub for $600,000. Seems that a club called Avalon might have “improperly used his name, likeness and famous initials, T.O., in 2006 and 2007 to promote…

How to Get Into the Baseball Hall of Fame

Yesterday: Body Worlds. Tomorrow: Batter up. On the heels of the highly successful exhibition delving into the human body, the Dallas Museum of Nature & Science’s next endeavor will be a historic examination of baseball. In conjunction with the State Fair of Texas, starting Sept. 28 and running through Jan…

Highland Park Village Among Shopping Centers Suing DCAD

You think you’re mad about your tax appraisal? Well, apparently you’re not quite as pissed off as 11 local shopping centers, who today filed suit in Dallas County District Court claiming that the the Dallas Central Appraisal District and Dallas Appraisal Review Board jacked up their respective tax appraisals using…

It’s Now Tum Thousand and Seven

Dunno if Tum Tum’s gonna be the Next Big Thing outta Dallas’ hip-hop scene, as this piece from DJ Booth.net suggests, but we do know one thing: Tony Richardson’s big. C’mon — he titled his released-last-week album Eat or Get Ate for a reason, right? And if nothing else, as…

Part of the Heard

It’s Monday. It rained on and off all freaking weekend, and you couldn’t get your iPhone hooked up because every other trendspotter in the United States was trying to get theirs hooked up. Looks like it’s gonna keep raining, and your iPhone is gonna be obsolete when iPhone 2.0 comes…

Is The Simpsons Even Still On?

We weren’t going to succumb to this, swear — especially since we stopped watching The Simpsons ’round the time Bill Clinton was well into his second term. And it didn’t help that on Friday, we received at UP HQ a Kwik-E-Mart cooler fillled with a Buzz Cola sixer, a box…