If Anand Jon Comes Back to Dallas, He Might Not Be Leaving

Anand Jon, who designs for Paula Abdul, is a wanted man in Dallas. Must be the week for unsealed indictments. Only, we had an idea these were coming, as three arrest warrants on sexual assault charges have been issued in Dallas for New York-based fashion faux pas Anand Jon. The…

What You Will Be Listening to This Weekend With Your Ears

Bella Union Midlake performing on the BBC in April At least around Unfair Park HQ, a mere mention of the word “Midlake” can spawn a fairly heated debate: On one side are those who dig the Denton band’s lush brand of soft-rock; on the other are thems who think the…

Dallas-Based Kimberly-Clark Makes Procter & Gamble Want Its Mommy

Dallas-based Kimberly-Clark, manufacturer of Huggies diapers, is in a pissing match with Procter & Gamble Co. over this pretty amusing ad. Seems the makers of Pampers aren’t laughing at Kimberly-Clark’s commercial that says, in short, Pampers are good for one thing: diapering bricks, not babies. Says here that Cincinnati-based P&G…

Being a Jailer Sounds Like a Bad Gig

Floating around the legally minded blogs this week is this video, which is from a self-proclaimed redneck says he used to work as a correctional officer for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice — and, no, I don’t think it’s Larry the Cable Guy. (Link props to The Backgate Website…

Mark Cuban is ” Web 1.0’s Richie Rich,” Says Fortune

And he wants respect, damn it. At least, that’s how Fortune figures it in a lengthy profile of Cuban tied, course, to his Dancing With the Stars appearance that keeps on keepin’ on, at least for one more week. Writes Devin Leonard about the Dallas Mavericks owner’s reasons for mamboing…

Family Law For Families the Law Forgot

In 1999, Central Dallas Ministries was inundated with callers looking for legal help. Most of these callers were poor, but not poor enough to qualify for help of the Legal Aid of Northwest Texas. And yet they had pressing matters they needed help with — from divorce to child custody…

Dallas Girl Ambreal is “Disgustingly Fabulous” on Top Model

Once again, a Dallas resident is in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. In last night’s episode, the season’s third, spunky 19-year-old Ambreal finally got a little screen time, sashaying down the runway working a Colleen Quen gown “inspired by violets” and working a couture gown while hanging…

Should One Deduction Lead to Another?

Tori Van Fleet, a forensics and firearms expert with the Fort Worth Police Department, has been following an unusual case making its way through U.S. Tax Court — one that will determine whether it’s acceptable for people to claim transgender surgery as a tax deduction. Van Fleet hopes the answer…

John Wiley Who?

On Monday, after the feds handed down their long-awaited indictments in the City Hall corruption case, Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price had nothing to say to The Dallas Morning News. He “declined to comment on the indictments” specifically for a story headlined, “Wary of motives in City Hall case,…

One Reason L.A.’s Better Than Dallas

In her November “Culture and Commerce” column for The Atlantic Monthly, former Dallasite Virginia Postrel complains about the resale value of her Uptown town home — which is now worth “$6,500 less than we paid for it” in 2000. Why? C’mon, you know why: “The supply of housing in Dallas…

Casey Thompson’s Pork Belly Just Wasn’t Crispy Enough

Casey Thompson and Tom Colicchio, their time at an end Like she said yesterday, Casey Thompson will be back in the Shinsei kitchen on Monday — not the Top Chef after all, not even almost. In the very end, after a give-us-yer-best cook-off during which she came off rattled and…

USA Today Proclaims Ross Jr. Downtown Dallas’ Savior — Huzzah!

“Meet the new urban Texas,” proclaims USA Today in a story about, among other things, Ross Perot Jr.’s Victory Park spawl-mall built on “on 275 acres of former wasteland.” It’s quite the advertorial for the Hillwood development: Perot, perched atop the Ghostbar balcony in a photo taken by the great…

Home to Roost

Home to roost: First off, Buzz apologizes to U.S. Attorney Richard Roper and his cohorts for ever hinting in this space that the feds’ investigation into alleged corruption at City Hall was taking too long. As the release of indictments Monday accusing 16 people of various counts of bribery, extortion,…

Teenage and Transgendered|Feet of Clay|Not So Special

Teenage and Transgendered Not an easy life: I was very impressed with the way the Dallas Observer and Megan Feldman told Jay and Amber’s story (“Girl Meets Boy,” September 20). Being transgendered is something that I would not wish on my worst enemies (yet I am proud of who I…

Rangers: The Texas Treadmills

Dawdling in the dugout before his team’s final night home game of the 2007 season, Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington is asked to give himself a grade for his rookie year. “I don’t have time for that kind of stuff,” Washington says with a smile. “I’ll let you guys do…

Beware Condom Sense Knockoffs

The beauty of big-box chain stores such as Target and Wal-Mart, if there is any beauty to speak of, is that customers can at least knock out just about everything on the shopping list at once. Kitty litter, cleaning supplies, condoms. But nobody wants to be the creep loitering in…

A Last Waltz? We Hope Not.

Right click to view and enlarge the flier for the October 20 concert. Yesterday, DC9 at Night posted the roster for the Carter Albrecht Memorial concert, scheduled to take place October 20 at the Granada Theater: Sorta, the Old 97’s, The Slack, Salim Nourallah, the Drams, Junky Southern and other…

Things Are Getting Subliminal at the DMA

Thanks to the Dallas Museum of Art for posting to YouTube DJ Spooky’s six-minute dissertation on Marcel Duchamp, taped at the DMA during That Subliminal Kid’s recent Late Night appearance-slash-performance. Only, why’d you disable the embedding, oh, DMA? We weren’t gonna make fun of the crowd, swear. (We’re no more…