Accidental scam

When was the last time an adorable child sold you a raffle ticket for some charity fund raiser? When was the last time you actually heard who won the grand prize? Joanne Groshardt, a technical writer in Dallas, recently decided to find out who won the grand prize in a…

Buzz

Fired up Diane Emery wants to know why, if actors can pretend to love, murder, and even have sex on stage, they can’t bring enough method acting to bear to fake smoking a lousy cigarette? Emery, who suffers from cystic fibrosis, enjoys theater, but can’t attend plays if actors, in…

Letters

A tale of two cities Hey, would somebody kindly point out to whichever idiot is in charge of your Buzz column that the Palace of Wax is in Grand Prairie, not Arlington. That’s twice now that you’ve slammed Arlington for being tacky by associating it with something that isn’t even…

Love is a Killer

It is nothing but an open field, a nondescript place beside a row of battered mailboxes along Seeton Road near Joe Pool Lake. But for months, it has been a site of pilgrimage for Adrianne Jones’ friends. They have visited the field dozens of times since Jones’ brutal murder last…

‘One, two, teeth, teeth, teeth!’

Everything, really, was quite perfect. The Women’s Council of The Dallas Arboretum and Botanical Garden was gathering last month in the historic DeGolyer House for its Fall Informal Luncheon, each of the ladies dressed in “casual garden attire,” as their bluebonnet-bordered invitations had instructed. The luncheon tables were whimsically decorated…

Buzz

Getting bigger all the time With the rerelease of the classic film Giant, culture critics are re-examining the Texas Myth. Most are lamenting that the wild-cattin’ Texas cattle/oil baron who lived as large as the Lone Star State is as dead and gone as James Dean, who played oilman-party monster…

Falling star

It wasn’t long ago that Alphonso Solomon was considered a rising star among black business owners in Dallas, a walking testament to the notion that ambition and business savvy could bring prosperity to the city’s minority community. Solomon had started three independent companies in South Dallas–a consulting business, a janitorial…

Bye-bye, Buddy

In The Dallas Morning News, politics is no joking matter. Dallas cartoonist Buddy Hickerson learned that lesson the hard way when his quirky, irreverent cartoon, The Quigmans, was exiled from the comics page recently for daring to do what folks–at least those outside certain Middle Eastern countries–do every day: poke…

Letters

Nothing but the truth To Laura Miller–great work on “Combat zoning” [September 19]. You and the other great writers at the Dallas Observer go underground to tell the real truth about the stuff the Morning News will not touch. Keep up the great work, and we will keep abreast of…

Video downs

About 12 years ago, syndicated columnist Mike Royko traveled from Chicago to Dallas to write some material about the Republican Convention. He promptly delivered the standard barrage of complaints that “real city” people bring forth when they describe our landscape and the people who live on it. Too bland. Too…

Don’t cry for me, Amarillo

In the annals of business history, what took place in the high-ceilinged ballroom of the posh Omni Mandalay Hotel in Las Colinas late last July surely qualified as a moment: T. Boone Pickens Jr. very nearly cried in public. The occasion was the annual meeting of Mesa Inc., the oil…

Buzz

What goes around… Texas Monthly was chock full of laughs this month–mostly at the expense of the media. It all started when the Fort Worth Star-Telegram printed an obit containing a list of spectacular–and questionable–lifetime achievements for the deceased. It would seem that James M. Woodson, who passed on at…

The devil’s work is never done

If Nancy Goodstein’s allegations are true, the devil inside Dr. Edward Porter has taken over his true personality and is leading the Plano preacher and counselor down an evil path. Whether the 61-year-old Porter is still paddling his patients on the butt and biting them on the shoulder during this…

Letters

Peekaboo I have been somewhat surprised by your paper’s total lack of coverage of the indictment of Dallas City Councilman Paul Fielding. I hate to suggest that you may be guilty of biased coverage, but I feel certain that if it were any other city official, you would have had…

Tough choices

Where was the mayor? That was the question on a lot of people’s minds on the night of Sunday, September 8. It was 8:30, and 367 nicely dressed people were assembled in the Galleria Ballroom of the Westin Hotel–all of them friends and supporters of a small Jewish day school,…

Last in the Class

Eleventh-grade English at Wilmer-Hutchins High wasn’t what Tiffany Pullum had hoped it would be. Instead of reading novels or writing compositions, her class dozed in front of Bad Boys, Forrest Gump, and just about any other Hollywood video the kids thought to bring in and unspool. “The teacher told us…

The bloody truth

A Dallas County jury may soon get to decide if Cowboys head coach Barry Switzer is an insensitive buffoon who thinks all strapping young black men play football. But the verdict is already in on Switzer’s alcohol consumption: He prefers Cabernet with dinner, because Scotch makes the Bootlegger’s Boy bleed…

Just say yes

Like a few other Native Americans in the area, Sue Amos can’t understand why the Dallas Inter-Tribal Center doesn’t have a child welfare worker on the job anymore. Amos, a 56-year-old Choctaw who shares a small two-bedroom apartment with her mentally handicapped daughter and three grandchildren, says the state would…

Buzz

Lord bought ’em a Mercedes Benz You probably didn’t hear about the recent civil disturbance in the Park Cities. In a Dallas blueblood equivalent of a soccer riot, the Parkies got positively inflamed about projection problems with First Wives’ Club at the Highland Park Village Theater. After the first couple…

Firing back

One month after he was sacked as the president and chief executive officer of Performance Nutrition Inc., Gary Lewellyn has filed a $30-million lawsuit in state court against employees and investors of the company he founded. In the suit, Lewellyn contends that the group is responsible for fraudulently ousting him…

Letters

Second opinion I was quite shocked to find my favorite newspaper sinking to the pits of journalistic sensationalism with your article on Dr. John Hargett [“Under the knife,” September 26]. Rose Farley dug so deep into the past that I’m surprised she failed to mention every single parking ticket Dr…

The haunting

Michael Pezzulli wasn’t terribly surprised when NBC called him two months ago looking for Walker Railey. After all, the Dallas civil trial lawyer has had his share of high-profile clients. There was, for example, the time he represented Lee Harvey Oswald’s widow in her quest to exhume her husband’s body…