Busted: At the risk of sounding like the crotchety old guy we’re in danger of quickly becoming, Buzz must ask: What kind of bizarro world do we live in that arrests school administrators and puts them in detention because a kid can’t read well? Oh, that’s right. This is Dallas…
So many accusations were flying at the end of the District 1 Dallas City Council race, it wasn’t clear who was blowing the whistle on whom, but Dallas County Elections Administrator Bruce Sherbet says there is no confusion about one thing: “Someone’s going to get in trouble.” Speaking on Monday…
It was all he could do to keep from going crazy, a little nuts, when he thought about how much he missed his kids. He claims he never anticipated the War of the Roses his ex-wife would wage–with his words twisted, his actions demonized, his own children turned bitterly against…
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On a Saturday afternoon in late April, 10,200 horse racing fans have gathered in the tan stucco grandstand at Lone Star Park. They’re moistening in the warming sun, ordering beers with their Grand Prairie dogs, queuing up to invest in the ninth race, the $300,000 Texas Mile, which is filled…
“It all begins here,” says Pam Schaefer, the founder and executive director of Trinity Works, a nonprofit agency also known as Trinity Ministry to the Poor. “Here” is the lobby of Trinity’s year-old, custom-built headquarters, located on Bryan Street in Old East Dallas. The headquarters are a spotless testament to…
His modest home in Little Elm on Lake Lewisville is a bachelor-pad parody. Old newspapers and heaps of junk mail sprout like mushrooms in corners and under tables. Cobwebs and balls of dust cloud the narrow spaces under the couches. Tangles of socks, T-shirts and rumpled sheets are visible through…
Is Dallas, a bastion of Bible Belt conservatism, ready for a law banning discrimination against its gay and lesbian residents? That’s the question John Loza, the city council’s only openly gay member, plans to put to his colleagues soon after Saturday’s election, in which Loza is expected to win a…
He Hate Me: Buzz is one of your typical liberal-media agnostics, but we understand how religious discussions can go awry. Buzz once tried to ask the head of a very well-known Catholic girl’s school what it would take to get Buzz’s daughter admitted. “Is she Catholic?” was the response. Buzz,…
Missing Molly All the facts that fit the bias: I know Molly Ivins (“Parting Ways,” April 19) has distorted facts in the past. In 1989, she wrote a flattering column in the Dallas Times Herald about the Committee In Support of the People of El Salvador (CISPES), portraying them as…
Does Dallas have a red-light district? Does the Pope live in Rome? It’s 2:30 a.m., closing time on a Sunday morning, and customers are swarming out of the topless bars on Northwest Highway like fire ants somebody just stomped on. They stumble, they fall, they trot, they wobble, squinty-eyed from…
A meeting of the Dallas Observer minds found us arriving at a happy–and unusual–consensus: Yes, there’s some good stuff playing at the 31st Annual USA Film Festival, but the programming is eclipsed by the people being imported for after-screening Q&As. We’re not talking a Cannes-like cavalcade of A-list names. No…
In 1984, an 8-year-old Hunter Carson made his screen debut as the son of a wanderer (played by Harry Dean Stanton) and a stripper (Nastassja Kinski) in director Wim Wenders’ Paris, Texas. Seventeen years later, Carson lives in Dallas and is preparing to craft his own films (as writer and…
As you read this, a 38-year-old Merchant Ivory production called Shakespeare Wallah, about a troupe of English actors traveling through India, is playing to capacity houses at a Left Bank movie theater in Paris. This is not because some film scholar or rep house booker is hosting a festival of…
The Two Years Code War is over, although it’s difficult to say who won. Dallas’ protracted struggle with the Topletz family, one of the city’s biggest owners of slum properties, ended recently with a wheeze: a lawsuit settlement that, in the nature of such things, gave in on both sides…
Suckers: “Pigeon drops,” home-remodeling scams, vacation time-share offers, the Texas state lottery, recording contracts from major labels. They’re all obvious scams that no intelligent person would fall for if he or she just remembered one simple rule: If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Pretty basic…
Hypocrites All The truth gets lost: Concerning your story, “Dump Bolton” (April 12), I would like to point out the hypocrisy of the police, John Wiley Price and Laura Miller and her husband. If I were to protest in front of someone’s house and shout obscenities, I am quite sure…
It never works: Trying to pick a winner before the race is over, calling the election before every pencil mark and mouse click is accounted for, tabulated. (Insert your own Dan Rather/Peter Jennings/Tom Brokaw joke here, because we don’t feel like it.) There are always upsets, last-minute votes, surprises. For…
The candidate points disapprovingly at discarded crack vials littering the stoop of an East Oak Cliff convenience store. Then he reaches into his stylish black suit and gives a stringy-haired drifter five bucks for dinner. Dwaine Caraway, friend of the downtrodden, explains his generosity. “He didn’t buy a quart of…
HUNTSVILLE–Stampy the nervous beagle weaves through the metal chairs, braving a tangle of feet and ignoring the hands that sporadically descend to pet him. The dog finds his destination by scent and stops, lifting a leg to spray the weathered base of a wooden pole. His display takes the attention…
Where’s the Proof? Witch hunt: I read Jim Schutze’s article about Dallas police Chief Terrell Bolton (“Dump Bolton,” April 12), and Jim seems to actually believe the chief is silently orchestrating the protests outside Ms. Laura Miller’s home and is therefore responsible for the emotional pain experienced by her husband…
Sauce for the goose: Steady now. This is tricky. Buzz is going to sermonize about civility while trying not to look like the biggest hypocrite since evangelist Jimmy Swaggart went looking for love in all the wrong places. Here goes: That Mayor Ron Kirk, when he’s right, he’s right. Buzz…
