2003 Dallas Observer Music Awards

Thirty or so nominators, culled from the rank and file of the local music industry, decided what names made it onto the ballot for the 2003 Dallas Observer Music Awards. Slightly fewer than 6,000 of you decided what names made it onto the 15 pounds of sculpted metal we call…

The Nutria Are Here

You know it’s springtime in Dallas when the crepe myrtles begin to bloom, native wildflowers start their sprouting and the nutria waddle from their drainage pipes and sewers to frolic like kittens in the warm air. With their native land of Argentina too far away for swimming or travel by…

Wick’s End

Wick’s End Never let it be said that the Full Frontal staff only digs silliness. We’re all about the politics, too. We understand how important citywide elections are in determining how budgets will be balanced, which potholes will be filled and whose ass Sharon Boyd will kiss. Which is why…

Letters

Out Come the GeeksTotal immersion: Your article is the best, most comprehensive and most accurate review of World War II Online: Blitzkrieg that I’ve ever read (“Toy Soldiers,” by Eric Celeste, April 10). Your in-depth look at the game made all the difference. From interviews with other players to your…

1-Hour Arrest

The service was fast, the judgments even hastier. Never did Jacqueline Mercado imagine that four rolls of film dropped off at an Eckerd Drugs one-hour photo lab near her home would turn her life inside out, threaten to send her to jail and prompt the state to take away her…

Toy Soldiers

Revi68ss knows he has to be smarter than the enemy. His weaponry–tank, rifle, fighter, bomber, you name it–is inferior to that of the Allies he’s fighting in Western Europe. That doesn’t bother him. The challenge for Revi68ss and his comrades in the 6th Panzer Regiment (“Graubär”) is in outthinking and…

A Fool for a Client

It was a big claim for small-claims court: “I think he killed his wife.” The words reverberated through a near-empty justice of the peace court last Thursday, providing an odd new twist in the case of Sharon Davis, an Oak Cliff schoolteacher who disappeared nearly two years ago and is…

Me and My Beaver

The day before Jerry Mathers showed up at the Dallas Observer offices, his arrival became an endless string of tiresome one-liners he’s no doubt had to endure for 45 years; needless to say, the low point came when two of us decided to interview him at once, thus allowing for…

Crystal Clear

A few years ago, we told you about Dallas’ own Music Man, J. Jovan Philyaw (“Goodbye Kitty,” June 6, 2001), the man behind the CueCat, Net Talk Live!, Tripledge Wipers and other testaments to his con-artistry. Now, Jovan has reinvented himself again–and this time, Buzz must say, he’s really outdone…

Letters

MeanieCruel and low: Regarding your review of Sara Shelby-Martin in Anything Goes (“It’s De-Lovely,” by Elaine Liner, April 3), I cannot believe that you would dedicate an entire paragraph to bashing a person’s physical appearance. There is absolutely no reason to serve such personal blows to Dallas actors who are…

Phoned In

A reporter friend from Washington, D.C., called the other day to discuss war coverage. This friend is “plugged in,” as they say. Perhaps you saw him during President Bush’s recent news conference, sitting in front of our commander in chief, nodding thoughtfully, looking somber and balding. No matter. The point…

War Torn

This is where I’m supposed to tell you about how ugly the Texas Rangers season could get, or how it looks as though you people will be enjoying hockey well into the summer’s heat. I could do it, but I’d be faking it–even more than usual, if you can believe…

Just Kidding

The sports pages are filled with war metaphors on a daily basis: Quarterbacks throw bombs to receivers, general managers and head coaches congregate in the war room on draft day, a running back explodes through the backfield, a playing field becomes a battleground, and on and on. (And God knows…

Contact

It was a snow-covered December in 1995 when President Bill Clinton, visiting Northern Ireland in support of the country’s new and fragile peace process, spoke to a large gathering that had arrived for a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. The president opted to dismiss politics and keep the mood of his…

Heavenly Hoax

Long before there was the riddle of Roswell, Texas had its own strange story of the crash of an unidentified flying object and the recovery of its pilot. It happened in the Wise County community of Aurora, west of Fort Worth–a decade before Orville and Henry Wright got their flimsy…

White Heat

It is a warm and lazy East Texas summer a half century ago that author and former SMU journalism professor C.C. Risenhoover most fondly remembers–long before the 1998 dragging death of a black man named James Byrd Jr. chilled and repulsed the nation and turned the logging community of Jasper…

Fools

You would think that if someone were to build the world’s largest zoo in Denton and announce plans to have it open this summer, the public would have noticed by now. It’s hard to be stealthy when you’re moving lions, tigers and elephants into a suburb. It’s even harder when…

Letters

Just a FightGirl fight, good thing: Why is it that two women cannot compete without it being called a catfight? (“Catfight!” by Jim Schutze, March 27.) It is completely acceptable when two men do the same thing. Our world expects women to be sweet and polite or at least diplomatic…

The Dead Zone

If there were a show called CSI: Grandview, this is how one episode would have unfolded. An urgent phone call early Sunday morning wakes Max Courtney, veteran crime scene investigator and forensic scientist. He hurriedly travels south to Johnson County, where the sheriff’s office had made a gruesome discovery. In…

Catfight!

The Mary Poss for Mayor campaign thinks the public doesn’t know the real Laura Miller. Some people in the Miller camp think there is no real Mary Poss. Is this a girl-fight or what? Miller, the very popular incumbent, is rounding out a partial term and hoping to get elected…

Ay Caramba!

SURPRISE, ARIZONA–I think Einar Diaz is laughing at me. I can’t be sure. He’s talking with a pitcher, who also happens to be Latino. They are speaking Spanish. I don’t speak Spanish. I had plenty of opportunities to learn–I “studied” the language in high school, and my father, who is…

Vacancy

If you build it, they’ll be pissed. Dallas hotel owners, already struggling with what one hotel manager describes as the lowest occupancy rates in the city’s history, are none too happy with a proposal being forwarded by some local government officials to use taxpayer money to build a 1,200-room upscale…