Seriously, Stop It!

A friend of mine, local artist Zachary Broadhurst, is, like, second only to Davy Rothbart when it comes to finding fascinating things on the ground, in restaurant booths, in books, on signs, wherever. So I wasn’t too surprised to receive a text message containing a photo of something he’d discovered…

More, uh, Norah

I see our pal Adam McGill has provided a link to a track from Norah Jones’ third studio album, Not Too Late, which is due January 30. That Adam is nice that way. And he reminds me I’ve been meaning to post these two items: the video for lead-off single…

Peeling Back the Layers

So, we’ve received, like, a dozen e-mails at Unfair Park informing us it’s time to “get over” the Dallas Cowboys’ loss to the Seattle Seahawks Saturday night. They wonder why we can’t just move on and write about how the Dallas Mavericks are the most awesomest team since the Chicago…

Wherein Pulle Pulls a Lupe

In November, I had some fun at the Sheriff Lupe Valdez’s expense when I posted an e-mail she accidentally sent me. I had sent a public information request to her legal advisor Leslie Sweet and copied Valdez on the missivel. In a response that was clearly meant for Sweet, the…

Tom Hicks’ California Gold Rush

It took Tom Hicks long enough to develop the land around the Ballpark in Arlington — about a decade, more or less, and I do mean less if you’ve seen the unimpressive torn-up parking lots out in Arlington. But you can’t say Hicks is slow on the draw elsewhere –…

Wright Chair For Sale. Or is That the Wrong Chair?

When we got up this morning, the last thing we expected to be doing was chasing down the origin of a chair. We’re not gonna go all eBay-crazy here, but here’s yet another item of very local interest worth bidding on: an original Frank Lloyd Wright-designed theater chair from Kalita…

“Chuckling With Irony”

Marshall Colt, the guy who fumbled away the Big Game in North Dallas Forty, is now a sports-psychology consultant. Uh…Tony? This week’s issue of Sports Illustrated, which is out today, doesn’t merely point out the obvious (and the already pointed-out): that Tony Romo’s bobble of the field-goal snap Saturday night…

Indiana Has a Pain in the ACS

The state o’ Indiana has opted to privatize parts of the its food stamp, Medicaid and welfare programs. Mitch Roob, secretary of the Family and Social Services Administration, put the deal in place: $1.16 billion will be paid over 10 years to outside vendors who will handle jobs previously handled…

Hall Gone

Legendary Dallas architect Herbert M. Greene built Proctor Hall 85 years ago. Today, a California health-care provider’s having it torn down. By the end of the day — hell, by the time you read this, most likely — the 85-year-old Proctor Hall on Haskell Avenue will be no more. “It’s…

Girls Will Be Boys

In a dark, smoky room echoing with the Euro-pop stylings of girl group T.A.T.U., I look up from my beer to see two hot girls making out. Buxom, blond women really sucking face like they mean it. And in schoolgirl uniforms! But these aren’t the half-assed snogs of girls hoping…

Choke Hold

Thank you, Tony Romo. For an imperfect end. To a perfect season. Sure, the quarterback/holder’s Seattle slip cost the Dallas Cowboys a late lead in last Saturday’s playoff game against the Seahawks. But that’s it, nothing more. Were you watching the game? Were you watching the last month? Even if…

Split Decision

On a sunny September morning in 2005, Preston Hollow Elementary School hosted Bike to School Day. Dozens of grinning children with fair skin played and talked outside in the courtyard, relaxing happily after rides through their North Dallas neighborhood of garish mansions and stately brick homes. Parents shared tea and…

Docs in a Box

Imagine that sneezing, coughing, fever and just plain achy allover feeling. You know it’s the flu coming on. You want to take some medication and crawl into bed until you feel better. Now imagine that you have no medication nor money to buy it. You don’t have a bed nor…

Road to Hell

Road to hell: Buzz is going to let you non-white, non-liberal readers in on a secret of the pasty, lefty tribe. It’s called the “white liberal rule,” a term coined by a friend who went through various machinations to keep his daughter in a high-performing public school that she wasn’t…

Try, Try, Try Again

Three is supposed to be the magic number, and the third time’s reportedly the charm, so when an asbestos-related wrongful-death lawsuit makes its third turn through the Dallas County courts this year, maybe the verdict will finally stick. The suit, which blames Atlanta-based building materials manufacturer Georgia-Pacific for the 2003…

Stone Cold | Recipe for a Resurrection

Stone Cold Out of the frying pan: I found your story “Cold as ICE” (by Matt Pulle, January 4) most disturbing. The whole time I was reading the article I had to remind myself that I was not reading a national tabloid. Mr. Dupree states that he was merely looking…

Re: New, uh, Life in Deep Ellum

Rocky Presley’s the artistic director and founder of Life in Deep Ellum, which opens January 20. Speaking of Life in Deep Ellum — well, we were Monday, anyway — they’ve just announced their box office is now open. OK, so their box office is Good Records and any Frontgate Tickets…

South Dallas House Going Cheap!

This 1920s manse near Fair Park can be yours cheap — if you hurry! Among the other items we found up for grabs on eBay today: a house in South Dallas. It’s on Frazier Street, actually, near Fair Park. And if you want it, you have about 40 minutes to…

The High Cost of Segregating a City

Illustration by Craig LaRotonda It seems like just yesterday that Farmers Branch passed a slew of anti-illegal immigrant measures, but, no, it’s been nearly two months, and still people are shouting at one another outside City Hall. Forced by a grassroots petition to either repeal the ban on renting to…