Hard Rock Gone; Building to Stay, For Now

Because there’s nothing slow about us, we just noticed that Angela Hunt posted to her Web site late last week a recap of last Wednesday’s neighborhood get-together concerning the fate of the Hard Rock Cafe on McKinney Avenue, which went adios on Saturday. In short, she says, the new owner,…

Mo’ Comerica

Comerica’s moving to Dallas, sure, but bringing with it only 200 employees, which means, according to its top execs, some 7,300 emplyees will stay in Michigan — many of them in Detroit Rock City. Nonetheless, yesterday a group of Detroit ministers marched in front of Comerica Inc.’s downtown Detroit tower…

Kicking Down the Door at the “House of Death”

This is Lalo, the man to whom the U.S. government paid $260,000 to act as an informant — and the man believed to be responsible for at least one murder, if not many more. The cover story in this week’s issue of Unfair Park is based largely on court documents…

Black Widow Feels the Sting of the Long, Long Arm of the Law

The Black Widow, whose bond was set this week at $1.5 million, has seen better days. When Sandra Camille Bridewell — you recall, the Black Widow? — appeared in the court of State District Judge Tom Aldridge yesterday, she appeared “very calm, almost like she was going to a doctor’s…

Footbawl

I have no legs. I distinctly remember having legs three minutes ago, but now I’ve lost them. Where have they gone? Everyone else around me has legs. I can see them. There they go, jogging ahead of me in expensive Nike training gear, high-fiving each other as they cross the…

Prince Peruna

Don’t judge SMU’s basketball season by what happened on the court. Rather, go by what’s happening a couple hundred feet below it. “That hole in the ground,” says first-year coach Matt Doherty, “is the future of our program.” No, smartass, it’s not a mass grave reserved for the latest crop…

House of Death

There is one chair in the room, and they sit him in it. He pulls out his wallet. He’s looking for a number. A phone number, an address. That is why he is here. Fernando the lawyer. Fernando the drug trafficker. He’s got a load of marijuana, and they want…

Kudos

Kudos: We don’t usually envy daily newspaper folk. Dailies are too bureaucratic, too lacking in the smart-alecky-ness that we love. Here in alterna-world, when big papers suffer through staff cuts, as The Dallas Morning News did with a round of buyouts last year, we eat up the schadenfreude like it’s…

Fall of the Black Widow

When Jim Moseley sat down at the Dean & Deluca store in Charlotte, North Carolina, at 9:30 a.m. last Friday he was nervous. Officer Harry Inch had assured the businessman that Inch and other members of the Violent Criminals Apprehension Team would take down the target before she got anywhere…

A Doggone Good Deed

Some people say the hallmark of a great retail store is quality merch at good prices. Others like to see a wide selection of goods. Me? I like to see an animal. Store cats, dogs, gerbils, fish, wombats, whatever — they all make my shopping experience better. I like knowing…

It’s Bloody Bone-in Hot Out There

You know what’s killing the planet? Steak. Yeah, steak. No one needs reminding that Dallas is a steakhouse holy land. But there are also a lot of folks here who embrace the anthropogenic global-warming hypothesis and its concomitant pieties and hysterics. Don’t look now, but Dallas is sitting on a…

Oh, Yes, It’s Ladies’ Nights

This is a photo from Ghostbar. Wow, that’s surprising, isn’t it? Yeah, totally. March is National Women’s History Month! How exciting! How important! How this makes me want to employ gratuitous use of exclamation points! Hurrah, women! Despite the fact that we spend a good portion of our lives bleeding…

It’s a Mystery To Us Too

This likely falls into the “Not Really That Interesting But What Do We Know Anyway” category: We just got a release announcing that Dallas-based author Daniel J. Hale was today named as executive vice president of Mystery Writers of America, the organization that hands out the covered Edgar Awards. And…

Griffith and Wells: Eww, Tube.

By now, you’ve no doubt seen Gary Griffith’s anti-cheese ad; wow, really going out on a limb there, hunh, coming out against drugs. (Why “ironically called cheese,” incidentally?) If you haven’t seen the ad, which Griffith’s peeps posted to YouTube this morning, here it is: Silly, innit? But we have…

Dismember the Titans

Sports Illustrated’s Rick Reilly goes Troutt fishing in this week’s issue. Last summer came word that local billionaire Kenny Troutt was spending a small chunk of his estimable fortune to bankroll two youth AAU basketball teams, both called the Texas Titans. (One’s made up of third-graders; the other, fifth-graders.) And…

Green Means Go

Photo courtesy the University of North Texas The Mean Green of UNT are Sun Belt Conference champs and, go figure, headed to the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 1988. Like you, I didn’t win $370 million last night. But I did get to witness something that happens about…

Toys “R” Dallas

This pic was taken outside a recent American International Toy Fair in New York. And, no, these are not the droids you’re looking for. Seems Comerica isn’t the only bidness moving to town: Yesterday, the Toy Industry Association announced it was moving its fall preview show from the Jacob K…