Tell the Truthiness

Tell the truthiness: Is a high-speed toll road along the Trinity River a good idea? Would it help relieve traffic congestion downtown? Is the road the best use of resources? Those are good questions to which Buzz has no answers, but we do know one thing: Some of the favorite…

Lawyering Up

Most people arrested and imprisoned in the United States are assigned lawyers to help them navigate the legal process. Not so for immigrant detainees facing deportation. The proceedings are civil, but many people are detained while their cases wend through immigration court. Some detainees find lawyers through nonprofits such as…

Innocence Project|Jail to Inmate: F You|Katrina Waves

Innocence Project Freakin’ incredible: Incredible! Absolutely incredible! (“Chains of Evidence,” by Glenna Whitley, August 2.) No wonder we are headed down a path of destruction. We will soon be a Third World country. If that makes you mad, GOOD! Because you might step up and do or say something to…

The Ghost and Miss Chicken

A couple of weeks ago, my father, who by all accounts is a reasonable man despite an unusual enthusiasm for pinto beans and windbreaker jackets, was mowing the lawn. It was sunset in the outskirts of the quiet Arlington sub-suburb of Mansfield. My father, a land developer, was dutifully clipping…

Ole Oops

A film snippet showing a California preacher boasting about his opulent lifestyle on 20/20 has dunked ABC and correspondent John Stossel in hot water, thanks to Dallas-based religious watchdog Ole Anthony and the Trinity Foundation. Not only was the network forced to air a retraction, the preacher has filed a…

Romo Holiday

SAN ANTONIO—Yesterday a backup quarterback. Tonight the lead singer. Don Meredith serenaded a nation with “Turn Out the Lights,” Troy Aikman recorded the forgettable “Oklahoma Nights” and we can only assume Roger Staubach hummed some Pat Boone tune while saving babies from burning buildings. But Tony Romo? Never has a…

Be a (Posh) Metal Head

Usually when I get e-mails about facials, I herd them over to the spam folder and try not to look at any attachments, but I figured the one headlined “24k Gold” was probably safe, unless somebody built the Bionic Man and forgot to tell me. Luxury On Lovers, which is,…

Dirk Nowitzki to Play Masculine Basketball for Germany

I have translated this page from Portuguese to English, but I fear it will not help. Suffice it to say, it has something to do with Dirk Nowitzki: “Set free Nowitzki to dispute Eurocopa.” As in, The best player of season 2006/07 of the NBA was set free to dispute…

Enquiring Mind

In this week’s Buzz, which should appear online shortly, we take a brief look of some of the “truthy” — i.e. bullshit — arguments being made by proponents of the Trinity toll road. Let’s cut through the crap and get some hard facts, Buzz suggests: If voters reject a highway…

Stone Free

Big news this morning from the Dallas Opera: Karen Stone, the general director, is leaving after four years on the job. Why? “To pursue other opportunities,” of course. Though this is what Stone, who came to Dallas from the the Theaters of Graz in Austria, says in the press release…

One Ritzy Art Gallery: A Hotel Room

Local artist Robin Ann Walker’s painting — which, I believe, is titled Skyscape — will hang in a Ritz-Carlton suite. I am officially fascinated (right on the arm, said Groucho Marx). I’ve always wondered about folks who paint hotel-room art, and this morning I’ve discovered one — who lives right…

All Together Now: DOMA! DOMA!

So, you wanna know how to get into the 74th Annual Dallas Observer Music Awards. It’s simple: Just show up to the Granada Theater well before 8 p.m. on August 14, and a ticket will be waiting for you at will call. Yes, you. But, see, that assumes we won’t…

Bryan Wakeland is About to Set the World on Honey Fire

Bryan Wakeland just called. First thing he asked: “You remember me?” Well, uh, yeah, sure — drummer for Tripping Daisy and Polyphonic Spree, right? Right. Been a long time since we last spoke, I guess. Anyway, Wakeland was calling with some news of his very own: He’s got a solo…

Is Luqa Licked?

Chef David Gilbert, late of Luqa Chef David Gilbert is gone from Luqa. The 2007 Rising Star chef follows in the footsteps of Luqa executive sous chef Grant Morgan, who is now executive chef at Hotel ZaZa’s Dragonfly, filling the slot Marc Cassell opened. Word is that Luqa and its…

Deep Ellum’s “Home Movie” Maker Revealed

So, turns out it was Dave Walbert who posted to YouTube all those Deep cuts last week; so said Jeff Liles, and so confirmed Walbert when reached in Austin by Unfair Park. Turns out, yeah, he shot all those now-broken-up bands at all those now-shut-down clubs years back, just because…

Oh, TMZ.com, You’re So Badu!

For some reason, TMZ.com this morning has a problem with a picture of Erykah Badu, taken during a Sunday-night show in Miami. “Erykah Bad-Do,” get it? But a local springs to Badu’s defense: sure, miss badu is a freak. i live in dallas, and she pretty much does and says…

Mayor Tom Habla Bueno Español

Can you pick the Spanish-speaker in this public service announcement? Hint: It’s not the two white guys, who seem much more comfortable here. –Robert Wilonsky…

A Sports Beat Down

A few sportsy items, in no particular order. First, from that venerable sports authority known as The New York Sun comes this story about how Dallas Mavericks head coach Avery Johnson’s job is on the line this season; “Johnson Must Succeed To Avoid Texas Boot,” reads the head, and, like,…

Take This Thermometer and Shove It

In our ongoing series of embarrassing presidential wanna-bes’ pics, here’s Mitt Romney using Exergen’s infrared thermometer, which has been deemed unsafe by Dallas docs for use on athletes. Last month, The American College of Sports Medicine published a study that said infrared thermometers are no danged good when it comes…