The Revolution, One Slice at a Time

Eddie Sotelo’s million radio listeners will now get an earful about how they need a mouthful of Pizza Patron. Genius. Eduardo “Eddie” ‘Piolín” Sotelo is perhaps the most popular and influential radio-show host in the U.S. and A. (for now, anyway). Last year, through his nationally syndicated radio show (which…

Happy Birthday, Lethal Injection!

At this very moment down in Huntsville, folks are marking the 25th anniversary of lethal injection in the U.S. at the Texas Prison Museum, which is hosting a panel discussion titled, fittingly, “25 Years of Lethal Injection: What Have We Learned?” Good question — same one the Supreme Court’s scheduled…

Hollywood Henderson Will Sack a Neighborhood Activist, If He Has To

Down in Austin — Central East Austin, to be specific — they’re wrestling with how to keep giant McMansions from over-running a neighborhood filled with small lots and smaller houses, which doesn’t sound familiar at all. Yesterday the Austin American-Statesman profiled a neighborhood group trying to further tighten existing regulations…

Ad Agency, Minus a Few

Seem to recall it wasn’t so long ago that Dallas-based virtual advertising agency imc2 was recognized as a top-10 “digital agency” by Advertising Age. In May, the Dallas Business Journal ranked it as a pretty swell place to work, and only last week Adweek wrote a nice profile of the…

Dallas Man Wants Goverment to Account for All of Its Gold

C’mon, Gold Anti-Trust Action Committee. Can’t you just hug it out? Far as I know, all the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills in somebody else’s name. But that’s just not good enough for Dallas’ William J. Murphy III, who happens to be…

Wine, Wine, Wine

This wine tastes very … Northwest Dallas, with a hint of pepper. “This is one of the most unique and unusual holiday gifts opportunities ever available to Dallasites.” Hey, I’m all for that — especially if it’ll get you drunk. And, yeah, as it turns out there are some 300…

Something Special at Your Front Door at 3 in the Morning

From an October 2007 Today show story — ironic, right? Question for Tim Wagner, The Voice of American Airlines and Friend of Unfair Park: Is it customary for American to return lost luggage to its rightful owner at 3 in the morning? Just wondering, because it happened to Don Teague,…

Chip Moody, Ready for Action!

A video double feature this a.m., courtesy “eyeontv,” who yesterday posted to the YouTubes these ancient KXAS-Channel 5 promos featuring Chip Moody and shockingly topless sports guy Jim Brinson, who really puts the “action” in Action News. Moody, during this period, was particularly hunky — Dirty Harry, with only a…

Why You Should Never Dance In Public, People. Ever.

ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” + Neiman Marcus 100th anniversary shindig in downtown + free alcohol + rented tuxedos + white people “dancing” = exactly what you’d expect. I expect this was posted to the Interwebs yesterday as part of some kind of extortion scheme? Also, a version for those who prefer…

“Did the President Give You This Number?”

Ponder’s just a few miles southwest of Denton; ’bout 430 folks live there, give or take. HQ’d there is a private school by the name of Freedom Christian Academy, where, my guess is, they don’t teach bar mitzvah classes. Probably a safe bet to say the phone doesn’t ring off…

Tony Romo is So Totally Hotter Than Jessica Simpson’s Ex

In keeping with today’s hot-or-not theme, by which I mean this item about Benny Hinn-some and then some, I just browsed myself straight into Us magazine’s “story” from yesterday about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s dry-hump party-party in L.A. a few days back. (As in: “They were on top of…

Tré Wilcox, Still Vying for Top Chef

Abacus’ Chef de Cuisine Tré Wilcox, booted way too early from Top Chef back in August, has nonetheless been regularly providing the Bravo site with recipes for its “Football Foodies” page — like this week’s recipe for Beer Braised Sirloin Chili. Sounds good — good and complicated. Wilcox will also…

Hammering Out a Deal

The Hardline’s Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams Lawyers. That’s the latest update on the continuing saga of host Greg Williams and KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket). The wind has drastically changed directions since I wrote in my November 22 column that “The Hammer” would be back on the air at The…

Bringing the Kidd Back to Dallas?

From The New York Post today, via Fox Sports: Jason Kidd was “on strike” last night, faking illness and riding the pine in order to expedite a trade that would get him outta New Jersey. And to where, you ask? Well … Another source said the Nets were planning on…

Dallas Theological Seminary is Spreading the Gospel in Chinese

The Dallas Theological Seminary this fall starting offering courses in Chinese, though only online — for now. Says the DTS here, it wants to offer its “language-based theological education to Chinese-speaking people,” since, ya know, they do speak the “most spoken” language in the world. Which makes sense, strictly speaking…

Douchebags in the Follow-Up Blog Item

I have so thoroughly enjoyed the barrage of mail and comments received about my $30,000 millionaire expose in last week’s paper version of Unfair Park. Even (or especially) the part when a guy wrote in calling me a “jaded, man-hating cunt.” I just wish he hadn’t held back, you know?…

Benny Hinn: Hot or Not?

We now know the perfect way to describe Benny Hinn’s hairstyle, thanks to 23/6.com. Grapevine’s Benny Hinn today tells Sen. Charles Grassley, via the Associated Press, to go take a flyin’ leap. Which would be fine, except Grassley’s the ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee who wants Hinn and…

Still Shooting It Out Over Rebecca Aguilar

KDFW-Channel 4’s Rebecca Aguilar — gone, but not forgotten Courtesy Uncle Barky, this morning we find over at the Poynter Institute an article wherein TV news directors and general managers from across the country debate — long after the fact — whether KDFW-Channel 4’s Rebecca Aguilar acted properly when she…

How Good Morning America Really Screwed Up Its Dallas Window

Ninjatune This ridiculously small version of Justin Terveen’s photo doesn’t do it justice. A larger photo is available here. Per a Friend of Unfair Park, this morning I checked out the forum on DallasMetropolis.com, where, in mid-November, Justin Terveen mentioned that a photograph of his had “been selected by the…

Roger Staubach Enjoyed Sex in ’75

I would just like to thank “kxmas” for posting to the YouTubes this clip from a 1975 interview with Roger Staubach. Though I’m not sure the best part isn’t when Phyllis George asks the Cowboys QB, “Do you enjoy it?” Oh, and in related news, Staubach is growin’. –Robert Wilonsky…