Fair Play

4/2 It was the weekend my friends met the ever-soulful Erykah Badu in all of her effortless elegance. I couldn’t be there with them because of work, but, of course, the one day I didn’t go, something extra-special happened. That was a couple of years ago, and now I try…

In the Ring

4/1 You can feel it. Its arrival is inevitable; its excitement unparalleled. It’s the type of happening that reignites friendships and sparks creative impulses. It’s a public statement, a mission affirmation with a triple-edged meaning. Is it accusatory, rhetorical or self-referential? Yes, making your very own “WHO FARTED?” sign for…

Loaded

4/2 Confession may be good for the soul, but the handful of practicing Roman Catholics we know have an increasingly cynical take on it. “It’s gotten so bad,” one says of her weekly trek to the confessional and the recent troubles in the priesthood, “I feel like saying, ‘You first.'”…

Jazz Hands

4/2 Wynton Marsalis knows his jam from his jelly roll. Out promoting his new CD, The Magic Hour, the Juilliard-trained trumpeter says a jazz jam session doesn’t necessarily produce the best music. “All the guys get so competitive,” Marsalis told an interviewer. “It’s a top this, top that kind of…

Blarney Rubble

As a proud sponsor of the Colin Farrell media blitz, Intermission opens on the lad’s salable mug, basically sporting the same buzz-cut ‘n’ tats look from his punky cameo in Veronica Guerin. It’s a cunning editorial move, pushing the product from the get-go, yet it gets interesting as Farrell’s dumb…

Lost in Translation

Those of us who grew up in the United States may be weary of our country’s claims of freedom and opportunity. Faced with a wobbly quote from our leader attributing terrorism to envy, we might roll our eyes, aware of a reality far darker and more complex. But there are…

Papa Tried

Jersey Girl, the sixth film by writer-director Kevin Smith, is the least Kevin Smith-y film he’s ever made, which will be welcome news to those exhausted by Smith’s everlasting obsession with his dick, fart jokes and stack of comic books and bad news to those enamored of Smith’s everlasting obsession…

Suth’n Comfort

The Ladykillers is the second film in as many years made by Joel and Ethan Coen to fill space between pet projects that seem to run off leash; it’s their time-killer, if you will. But even their recent paychecks reflect the brothers’ restlessness: Their movies have grown more manic and…

Baby Love

Viewers rightfully marvel at the colorful CG seascapes of Finding Nemo and the unique drawing style of The Triplets of Belleville, but when it comes to the actual stories told in contemporary animated films, no one’s pushing the boundaries quite like anime auteur Satoshi Kon. Having taken a page from…

No More Wussies

Tom Hanks is who Tom Hanks is today because of something he did about 14 years ago. One afternoon, Hanks walked into his agent’s office and told the man who takes 10 percent, “I don’t want to play pussies anymore.” He had spent the better part of the 1980s being…

Royal Screw-ups

“Do you have any idea what it’s like being English?” John Cleese asked in A Fish Called Wanda. “Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of doing the wrong thing…We’re all terrified of embarrassment.” Understanding that particularly English phobia regarding public humiliation helps explain why…

Capsule Reviews

The Genius of the French Rococo: The Drawings of Franois Boucher (1703-1770) and Bouchers Mythological Paintings The unfortunate thing about the beautiful is that it is all too often intellectually bereft, shorn of historical specificity and just plain lacking in seriousness. To call something beautiful is a more elevated but…

Capsule Reviews

The Lion in Winter King Henry II of England has plans for sons Richard, Geoffrey and John. But Henrys long-imprisoned wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine, has other ideas about succession to the throne. In James Goldmans talky, sexy two-act drama, the Plantagenets go at each other hammer and tongs on a…

A One-Two Punch

Doing the marathon of Dallas and Fort Worth’s seasonal gallery events is like eating at a buffet restaurant. You scoop up a smidgen, walk a bit, spoon over some more, round the corner, grab something else. But we have some advice: Just because it’s a buffet doesn’t mean you can’t…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, March 25 We had no idea that opiates, smuggling and white slavery are the three pillars of comedy. Playwright Charles Busch and the Pocket Sandwich Theatre apparently have the inside track, though, since the theater’s production of Busch’s Shanghai Moon involves all three. Oh, right, it’s a spoof. Now…

Reach Out

We witnessed the arc of a real-life character over the past two decades. We first met Lady Diana Spencer in the media when she was a 19-year-old kindergarten teacher’s aide in 1980 and followed her life to its ultimate conclusion some 17 years later, in August 1997, in a car…

Piece of Cake

3/27 Parents suffer “sticker shock” for the new baby even before he or she is born. Kids will cost you, and their yard work potential won’t begin to cover it. Take a lesson from Daddy Woods, who had Tiger out on the golf course at age 2, or Papa Williams,…

Face-Off

3/29 For young hockey players struggling with feelings of athletic ineptitude, there’s no greater confidence booster than seeing two teams of untalented aging radio personalities decked out in full gear, staggering across the ice like Bambi on a particularly clumsy day. To boost the self-perception of those within viewing distance,…

Have a Cow, Man

3/25 Oh, those crazy Chick-Fil-A cows. Whether they hold up kooky signs with badly spelled pleas for their lives or dress up in cute outfits to elicit mercy from potential meat eaters, they ultimately seem to fail at halting the dominance of beef consumption in the United States. If those…

Great Apes

3/31 Sometimes it’s best to let people speak for themselves, especially when they use an intriguing combination of words that also describes everything in the simplest way possible. So, when Our Endeavors Theater Collective hailed its own upcoming extended performance of Dainty Shapes and Hairy Apes, or The Green Pill,…

Hamer Time

The appeal of a quirky little Norwegian film called Kitchen Stories arises from the unlikeliest of sources–a series of domestic studies conducted in the early 1950s by a group of Swedish efficiency experts. The mission of the Home Research Institute, as far as anyone could tell, was to chart the…

Breast in Show

Oh, dear. Angelina Jolie’s made another bad film. Is it too soon to give up on her yet? There’s no denying that Jolie is sexy as hell. The tattoos, the knife collection, the exhibitionist streak, the bisexual vibe she gives off…totally hot, no question. Given her work with the U.N…