You Aren’t Expecting What The Master is Giving

There’s something startlingly noncommittal about many of the initial reviews of The Master that leaked out following the impromptu screenings writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson organized in 70mm-equipped houses across the country, and later in response to the film’s official bow at the Venice Film Festival. This is perhaps the natural,…

The Master’s Master

“I’ve made six movies, and I feel like I’m only just finally figuring out how this business fucking works,” Paul Thomas Anderson says on an unseasonably mild August afternoon in the Astoria section of Queens, where later tonight he will preview his latest film for an invited audience at the…

In 10 Years, Channing Tatum and Company Stake Out Adulthood.

An amiable, seriocomic high-school-reunion movie, 10 Years succeeds in pulling off a fine varsity talent show. Although some performers (notably Channing Tatum, who also produced, and Ari Graynor) are more appealing than others, the film is admirably consistent in its nostalgia-averse exploration of the uncertainties that define one’s late 20s…

The Dark Dredd 3-D is nothing to fear

Typically, the creators of comic book adaptations assume that ingratiating themselves to anyone unfamiliar with their characters/properties demands boilerplate origin stories where protagonists exhaustively declare who they are in no uncertain terms. This is, thankfully, not true of Dredd, whose creators have the confidence to treat their narrative like just…

Sinker Ball

There is a scene in last year’s Moneyball in which Brad Pitt’s Billy Beane is confronted by a long conference table of dreary-looking, uncomprehending, stick-in-the-mud veteran scouts. Trouble With the Curve, Clint Eastwood’s first on-screen role in four years, is those scouts’ revenge, casting the Sabermetrics nerds as nemeses. Eastwood…

Debating Dallas’ Best Radio Station: 1310 The Ticket vs. 91.7 KXT

In conjunction with our annual Best of Dallas issue, which hits the streets and the interstreets today, we held debates for several awards, including Best Burger. Mostly these were debates between two writers; in this case, I transcribed an ongoing internal struggle. Joe: The Ticket? Really, dude? Joe: It’s great…

Meet the Monsters

A critic’s report from a film festival like Toronto, where something like 300 features were unveiled from September 6 through 16, can be something like a Rorschach test — or, at least, it can be something like the Rorschach test depicted in Paul Thomas Anderson’s TIFF entry, The Master, in…

Living Large and Then Feeling Bad About it With Bachelorette

Weddings make such bitchin’ film scenarios because the stakes are believably high: If anything goes wrong, social opprobrium, the loss of your beloved or both can ensue, right in front of your disdainful parents, the clergy and probably Vince Vaughn or somebody. Directors have placed every obvious symbol of holy…

Indiana Jones and the Perils of Humanistic Decency

The story goes that while filming in Tunisia in the summer of 1980, Steven Spielberg avoided the dysentery that afflicted most of the cast and crew of Raiders of the Lost Ark by holing up in his hotel room with a suitcase full of SpaghettiOs. Like most studio-approved behind-the-scenes errata,…

45 Movie Trends That Need to Die Right Now (A Sequel)

Somewhere on Earth right now, an Alf movie is in the works. Rebooting and rehashing big film ideas isn’t a new Hollywood trend, but the modern Hollywood is notable for taking a huge, caustic dump on an already-beloved franchise. Earlier this year, we noted 55 trends that we thought needed…

Game Boy

The big movie event of September will be the anticipated latest from a certain filmmaker who signs his films with the surname Anderson and a pair of initials, a prodigious talent who burst onto the scene with a stylish entry in the mid-’90s crime-thriller wave and never left. The master…

Five Reasons To See Flying Swords of Dragon Gate 3D This Week

See also: The Five Best Bald Actors on DFW Stages Dallas is one of a limited pocket of US cities getting this new-to-America Jet Li flick in 3D. Opening Saturday the 31 at AMC NorthPark 15, Flying Swords of Dragon Gate brings you sweeping Ming Dynasty landscapes flooded with magical…

Sleepwalk With Me Can’t Quite Rise to the Level of Radio

It’s pretty Pollyannaish to complain when companies that are in the business of making money on movies make certain movies solely to make money. Yet it seems to be widely acceptable to be cynical about big-budget movies that are made, marketed and released in order to sate an appetite that…

Cosmopolis Limos Through the Mind of a Master of the Universe

Boyishly lean, with a brooding angularity that suggests both high maintenance and nefarious vacancy, Robert Pattinson has managed to fill the role of a grade-A male sex symbol without ever evincing anything like carnal energy, rising to top the Hollywood A list as a representative of the undead. Pattinson’s casting…