Living Large and Then Feeling Bad About it With Bachelorette

Weddings make such bitchin’ film scenarios because the stakes are believably high: If anything goes wrong, social opprobrium, the loss of your beloved or both can ensue, right in front of your disdainful parents, the clergy and probably Vince Vaughn or somebody. Directors have placed every obvious symbol of holy…

Indiana Jones and the Perils of Humanistic Decency

The story goes that while filming in Tunisia in the summer of 1980, Steven Spielberg avoided the dysentery that afflicted most of the cast and crew of Raiders of the Lost Ark by holing up in his hotel room with a suitcase full of SpaghettiOs. Like most studio-approved behind-the-scenes errata,…

45 Movie Trends That Need to Die Right Now (A Sequel)

Somewhere on Earth right now, an Alf movie is in the works. Rebooting and rehashing big film ideas isn’t a new Hollywood trend, but the modern Hollywood is notable for taking a huge, caustic dump on an already-beloved franchise. Earlier this year, we noted 55 trends that we thought needed…

Game Boy

The big movie event of September will be the anticipated latest from a certain filmmaker who signs his films with the surname Anderson and a pair of initials, a prodigious talent who burst onto the scene with a stylish entry in the mid-’90s crime-thriller wave and never left. The master…

Five Reasons To See Flying Swords of Dragon Gate 3D This Week

See also: The Five Best Bald Actors on DFW Stages Dallas is one of a limited pocket of US cities getting this new-to-America Jet Li flick in 3D. Opening Saturday the 31 at AMC NorthPark 15, Flying Swords of Dragon Gate brings you sweeping Ming Dynasty landscapes flooded with magical…

Sleepwalk With Me Can’t Quite Rise to the Level of Radio

It’s pretty Pollyannaish to complain when companies that are in the business of making money on movies make certain movies solely to make money. Yet it seems to be widely acceptable to be cynical about big-budget movies that are made, marketed and released in order to sate an appetite that…

Cosmopolis Limos Through the Mind of a Master of the Universe

Boyishly lean, with a brooding angularity that suggests both high maintenance and nefarious vacancy, Robert Pattinson has managed to fill the role of a grade-A male sex symbol without ever evincing anything like carnal energy, rising to top the Hollywood A list as a representative of the undead. Pattinson’s casting…

45 Movie Trends That Need to Die Right Now (A Sequel)

See also: 55 Movie Trends That Need to Die Now. Somewhere on Earth right now, an Alf movie is in the works. Rebooting and rehashing big film ideas isn’t a new Hollywood trend, but the modern Hollywood is notable for taking a huge, caustic dump on an already-beloved franchise. Earlier…

Hit & Run: A ’70s Car-Chase Flick for the Utne Reader Set

Hit & Run, a new action comedy engineered by co-director/writer/star Dax Shepard, is as much about running mouths as running motors, and injects estrogen into the few remaining enclaves of American testosterone, muscle cars and FM cock rock. Shepard plays Charlie Bronson, a 35-year-old in Nowheresville whose life, as we…

Icy and barren, Alps Is Above All Human

In a gymnasium, a clandestine four-person group meets to discuss its name. One member suggests “Alps,” explaining: “The mountains of the Alps cannot be replaced by any other mountain. Anything else would be smaller, less imposing, thus, a poor substitute. While the mountains of the Alps cannot be replaced, they…

Marjane Satrapi: There Is No ‘Clash of Cultures’

“I have always been against this idea of the ‘clash of cultures,'” Marjane Satrapi says. “It’s the biggest piece of bullshit I’ve ever heard.” That’s apparent from her films and graphic novels, which bridge worlds. Born in Iran, Satrapi emigrated to Europe with her family when she was a teenager…

2016: Obama’s America

The movie of choice this week for people who hold the beliefs that A) America is the strongest, best-est country that God ever virgin-birthed and B) that that nation somehow just isn’t strong enough to survive eight years of centrist Democratic leadership, Dinesh D’Souza’s 2016: Obama’s America actually does not…

See Garbage Trucks Dance at The Dallas VideoFest

See also: City Artists To Hijack The Omni’s Lights, Dallas Gets More Blade Runnery Last year something miraculous happened in Austin. Choreographer Allison Orr’s performance piece “The Trash Project” came to fruition. It felt as though the entire city gathered to watch as municipal waste employees danced with garbage trucks,…

Remembering Tony Scott: The Most Memorable Film Moments

The film world lost a great auteur last night, as Tony Scott – director of such classics like Top Gun and True Romance – tragically took his own life at age 68. Tony was one-half of the Scott- sibling directing duo with his brother Ridley (Alien, Blade Runner, Gladiator). The…

Tom Hanks is Producing a JFK Assassination Drama Called “Parkland”

Tom Hanks, who once met John F. Kennedy after downing several Dr Peppers, is currently developing a feature film with his production company Playtone about the JFK assassination. The film will be screenwriter Peter Landesman’s directorial debut. According to Variety, the film will chronicle the “events leading up to JFK’s…