Your Minute-by-Minute Itinerary to Dallas’ St. Patrick’s Day Parade and Debauchery
7 a.m. Rise and shine for your morning workout! A jog around the neighborhood is exactly what you need to balance out a day of bangers, mash and green food coloring. 7:10 a.m. Be serious. Hit snooze and give up on New Year’s resolutions and Lent promises like the rest…