Pluck of the Irish

Blake Ovard couldn’t be more supportive of the Irish and Celtic heritage if he were a shamrock-emblazoned jock strap. For two years now, he and his wife, Anne, have operated Gallery O at 817 Exposition by the skin of their teeth and, ostensibly, with a little green-tinted streak of luck…

Ice Ice Baby

Since the advent of television, movie theaters have battled for viewers. Their major strategy has been to manufacture “movie experiences” through weapons such as 3-D glasses, popcorn, Milk Duds, and other ineffable extras that will draw people away from the warm glow of the idiot box. A “no food and…

Ape Escape

It’s almost impossible to know what to make of Monkeybone after one viewing; there’s so much going on in this dreamland of stop-motion and computer-generated animation and celebrity cameos that you almost have trouble keeping up with it. Indeed, like a half-remembered dream, the movie’s often so overwhelming that even…

Wang Time

Preview of an upcoming Mavericks game in mid-April as multiple teams, including Dallas, scrap for playoff position: Reunion Arena is absolute bedlam. Everyone stands, looking on with half-crazed, desperate stares. If you didn’t know better, you’d think our fine republic had dissolved at the incapable hands of G.W.–or that it’s…

A League of His Own

Looking back, it really wasn’t that good. A little sophomoric, a bit hokey. But that wasn’t the point, and what do I know about it anyway? My qualifications in that area begin and end with a film class I took in college, and I was drunk for a good number…

Bored Again

Lance Barton, thin as paper and frail as fine china, is such a horrific stand-up that during an amateur-night performance at the Apollo Theater, he is booed with such force–the audience whips up its own whirlwind–he’s literally knocked off the stage. Lance’s manager insists he’s such a failure because he’s…

Dying of Laughter

Sara is quirky and free-spirited. That, at least, is the premise of the hilariously wretched new weepie Sweet November, of which Sara, embodied by the breathtaking Charlize Theron, is the heroine. But if you’re smart enough to run in terror at the threat of a movie character who’s quirky and…

Better Off Lost

There is a level of technical sophistication in Theatre Three’s current production of the “lost” Stephen Sondheim period musical Saturday Night that makes it seem as though artistic director Jac Alder and his small circle of the T3 faithful have received some special injection of inspiration. The design team of…

What a Bore-ing

I didn’t know much about Marian Anderson, the pioneering contralto who died just eight years ago at the age of 96, when PBS’ News Hour With Jim Lehrer did a short segment several years ago commemorating the 100th anniversary of her birth. I vaguely recall learning more in that 10…

Go for Baroque

Nobel laureate Gabriel Garca-Márquez once remarked that the Latin-American strongman is the only myth Latin America has foisted upon the First World. He is wrong. In the art world, an equally pervasive myth endures, that of the hysterical, polemical Latin artist. It is a stereotype at least as durable as…

Lose It

Never let it be said, concupiscent readers, that we don’t have your best interests at heart. We slog and grind through the week, compiling these pages filled with little trifles for your amusement, as if your very lives depended on it. We want you to have fun, try something new,…

The Why? Files

The buzz (otherwise known as five guys hanging out at Harry Knowles’ house) has it that The X-Files is better this year than last, which is impossible; no Garry Shandling so far this year. The buzz also has it that Robert Patrick, as Agent John Doggett, is appropriately severe as…

Cough It Up

Sometimes, usually out on the golf course near his home in upstate New York, Dan DeCarlo feels terrific, far younger than his 81 years. He’ll thwack the ball, reflect upon his 55 years of marriage to the same beautiful woman and occasionally contemplate a life spent drawing and creating some…

Back to the Future

When the lights finally came up in the Washington, D.C., movie theater, Leonard Nimoy sat still, silent, and a bit shaken. He could scarcely believe what he had seen–and what he had not seen. The movie was beautiful, but beneath the surface sheen, there was no heart, no soul. It…

Neither Swish Nor Foul

Most of the players have already left, fled for a much-needed shower and a little downtime, leaving the practice court all but empty. A few television reporters and radio personalities remain, chattering among themselves, waiting for a final interview about an upcoming game–searching for that last meaningless quote that you,…

Fava Beans and Ham

Ridley Scott’s Hannibal, with a screenplay by David Mamet and Steven Zaillian, is being released exactly 10 years after Silence of the Lambs, the film that established Hannibal Lecter as an iconic villain in our culture, right up there with Nightmare on Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th’s Jason,…

Lump of Coal

The man who made Problem Child, Beverly Hills Ninja, and Brain Donors–which are to humor what Robert Downey Jr. is to clean living–has, perhaps all too explicably, become Hollywood’s most coveted and celebrated comedic director. “From the director of Big Daddy”–so blares the trailer for Saving Silverman, touting Dennis Dugan…

Marked Cuban

That anyone should consider making a film of Reinaldo Arenas’ memoir Before Night Falls is curious. That the person to do it should be painter-turned-film director Julian Schnabel is truly unusual. And that the results should be as good as they are is most remarkable of all. But it would…

Rhapsody in Blood

Peruse just a handful of the estimated 190 titles from American playwright Don Nigro’s canon–Dead Men’s Fingers, Boneyard, Lucia Mad, Nightmare With Clocks–and you can’t help but think the 50-year-old writer must possess the complete collection of Goth queen Diamanda Gallas’ musical ravings, if not a few original Edward Gorey…

Over the Top

Speaking of writers and control, playwright David Lindsay-Abaire has stated in interviews that his huge off-Broadway hit Fuddy Meers, currently being produced at Fort Worth’s Circle Theatre, was one of those scripts that writes itself. He was as surprised at the desperate and disturbed high jinks as was the play’s…

Face Time

It’s Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday, and Connie Connally’s helpers have deserted her to rush home for the game. The men in her life–husband, Pete Stovall; son, Zach; and friend, Gary Daniel–spent most of the day hanging the panels Connally has labored over for more than a year on the long,…

Balls Up

Although the skill of tying shoes is a distinct childhood milestone, it’s a boring and ordinary feat. It’s expected. With few exceptions (cowboys, businesswomen, fans of Velcro), people can and do tie their shoes every day. But whistling or making armpit noises–now those are real defining talents. They’re skills learned…