Awesome Possums

Though Webster’s, American Heritage and even Oxford’s Dictionary have failed to notice, possums aren’t just American marsupials with prehensile tails and opposable thumbs. Dame Edna–besides making Elton John and Dynasty-era Joan Collins look underdressed and underprimped–has given that frequent roadkill a second life as her beloved nickname for her even…

Olden Throat

It took awhile to register–and not because of my holiday hangover. There, on the Dallas Mavericks site, the team announced the members of its television and radio broadcast team for the 2001-02 season. They weren’t trying to hide it. They even sent me the press release via e-mail. This is…

Legally Bland

Back in her early teens, Reese Witherspoon proved herself a terrific actress in her big-screen debut, Man in the Moon in 1991. Since then, she’s done first-rate work in critical hits like Pleasantville, cult faves like Freeway and Election and underrated gems like Best Laid Plans. So how is it…

The Grass is Blue

Even more than the recent Depression-era comedy O Brother, Where Art Thou?, the turn-of-the-century drama Songcatcher is an absolute treasure trove of old-timey, traditional folk music. Set in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Appalachia in 1907, the film follows city-bred musicologist Dr. Lily Penleric (Janet McTeer) as she traverses the…

Flesh for Fantasy

Thirty minutes into Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, I realized I had no idea what was going on…and could not have cared less. The New Age-tinged tale set 60 years in the future–about an alien infestation and the dueling schemes to eradicate it from the planet, one of which could…

The Unforgotten

In the movies, dead husbands and dearly departed boyfriends have an irksome habit of revisiting the women who once loved them–usually at inconvenient moments. Consider Demi Moore in Ghost. Poor thing had to put up with the dramatically challenged shade of Patrick Swayze, who droned on and on about a…

FIT Starts

On opening night of 2001’s Festival of Independent Theatres, I’m not sure that the one-act duo being performed was well-served when paired together, although a festival official informed me that it was merely an (un)lucky draw. Two theater companies performed superior usurpations of narrative and character that, witnessed back to…

That’s All, Folks

Judging from the superlatives being tossed about on the occasion of Ed Ruscha’s retrospective, he has finally shed regional cult-figure status, emerging as a full-fledged International Art Star. “If you can catch the traveling retrospective of Mr. Ruscha’s 40-year career, you should do so,” wrote The New York Times’ Michael…

Izzy Funny

Kevin Pollak’s been great in great movies and great in bad movies; too bad he’s been in more of the latter than the former. In fact, once you get past Avalon, The Usual Suspects, Casino, L.A. Story and–be nice, be nice–Grumpy Old Men and Miami Rhapsody, the guy’s been in…

Dog Days of Whine and Roses

You’d think, given the plethora of cable and satellite outlets dying to fill space between Miss Cleo infomercials, that every celebrated and adored (or even mildly liked) old TV show would find its own niche in the DirecTV wasteland. Why there isn’t a single network dedicated to the golden-age comedy…

Trivial Pursuit

Before we go any further, there’s something you should know: There are circus chimps milling about with more real-world skills than me–probably more smarts, too. Most of college was spent stumbling from one hall to another in a drink-addled stupor, pretending to pay attention about some subject or another and…

All Bark

Now that A.I.’s out of the way and it’s safe again to read movie reviews without dictionary and NoDoz in hand, onward and downward to the Summer of Dumb. Who has time for serious and thoughtful when there’s plenty of stupid to slather all over audiences that like to stay…

Kicked Butt

Kiss of the Dragon–the latest vehicle for martial arts star Jet Li, a mainland Chinese talent who became a superstar in Hong Kong and has since succumbed to the blandishments of Hollywood–has a little of the best (and a lot of the worst) of Hong Kong films, and a lot…

In and Out

There’s plenty of French star power in The Closet (Le Placard), a comedy written and directed by the prolific director Francis Veber. The movie stars Daniel Auteuil, Gérard Depardieu and Thierry Lhermitte, which in U.S. terms is roughly equivalent to a movie featuring Robin Williams, Nick Nolte and Tom Hanks,…

Custody Battle

Patrons who wandered into the Undermain’s basement theater for a near-sold-out Saturday-night performance of The Hungry Woman: A Mexican Medea were warned solemnly that the world premiere of Cherrie Moraga’s dystopian tragedy contained adult situations and nudity. The house manager informed us that audience members on previous nights had been…

FIT the Bill

Imagine corralling 10 small, mostly homeless theater companies to perform scripts as diverse as Chekhov and a contemporary satire on Latino stereotypes. They are staged consecutively in the same modest space, with each production clocking in at an hour maximum. The phrase “organizational nightmare” comes to mind. But the gallons…

Mir Has Two Faces

Mir may be the Russian word for “peace,” but when the space station of that name was launched in February 1986 peace seemed well out of sight. The threat of nuclear war between the Soviet Union and America was still very real. But times have changed, which is the focus…

Totally Bizarro

Originally, this was to be a story about how Stan Lee, the industry icon who ran Marvel Comics for decades and co-created Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four, wound up remaking archrival DC Comics’ most venerable heroes in his own image. The 12-part miniseries, Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating, was set…

Nurse Sissi

The German filmmaker Tom Tykwer has a gift for fusing psychological complexity and crackling plot without forsaking the excitements of either. The success of Run Lola Run didn’t exactly turn Tykwer into a household name, but it earned him his props as a young lion of the art houses. Moviegoers…

Chin Up

By his own definition, Bruce Campbell is a “midgrade, kind of hammy actor”–a B-movie star, in other words, a man whose career unfolds, like a Swedish porn loop, on Cinemax in the wee small hours of the morning. When I mentioned to a handful of people I was writing about…

I Got Skillz

The game is finished. His team won. Cameras swarm. Mark Cuban eats it up, grinning a grin somewhere between sinister and goofy, like he’s trying to decide whether to take over the world or Denny’s. Cuban and two Mavericks scouts–Morlon Wiley and Scott Lloyd, both of whom used to play…

Space Oddity

For almost two decades, Stanley Kubrick wanted to make a film based on Brian Aldiss’ 1969 short story “Super-Toys Last All Summer Long,” about a robot child named David who wants only to be “real” so Mummy and Daddy will love him. The late director of 2001: A Space Odyssey…