The Christmas Miracle at Yesterday’s Mavs-Heat Season Opener: That Drunk, Angry Santa

Our Mike Mezeul was at the AAC for yesterday’s season opener, where not a highlight was to be found between the buzzers. His slide show from the interior decorating session can be found here; The Official Banner-Raising Video follows, as do a few other distractions from a Christmas Day blowout, including those boughs of holly known as the Mavs Dancers (festive) and that Bud commercial with Mark Cuban and … Luke Wilson.

But several Friends of Unfair Park have dispatched the video you see above, which we missed because, look, we draw the line at 30-point deficits. Turns out, many of y’all know the man beneath the Santa suit … and his initials, swear to Kris Kringle, are also “KK.”