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Introducing … Tom Landry Stadium!

Well, that's my idea anyway. And it's a damn good one. Think about it. In this crappy economic climate even Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is having trouble luring a 9-figure naming-rights partner out to Arlington. So I say - just for the stadium's first year, mind you - Jerry...
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Well, that’s my idea anyway.

And it’s a damn good one. Think about it.

In this crappy economic climate even Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is having trouble luring a 9-figure naming-rights partner out to Arlington.

So I say – just for the stadium’s first year, mind you – Jerry should christen it after the Cowboys’ first and bestest coach ever: Tom Landry. Furthermore, Jones should make the official announcement next Wednesday (February 25), the 20th anniversary of his unceremonial firing of God’s Coach.

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Today’s revelation at the new stadium, at least we think, will concern a big-name concert event to officially open the building. I’ll have the details here around 1 p.m. 2 p.m.

June 6 = George Strait. Yawn.

Instead of going on the cheap for a temp deal and calling it something trashy like Dollar Store Dome, Jerry would buy himself some time to find a more lucrative partner and, more importantly, buy himself at least another 12 months of good will from Cowboys’ fans.

If not, I guess he could always go with my inital name for his undertaking: Jonestown Coliseum. Maybe LeBron James’ simpleton suggestion: Dallas Stadium.

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Or, perhaps you guys have a better name?

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