Behind the Music Awards

Recently, the Dallas Observer has obtained riders for awards show performers Burden Brothers, Radiant*, Tahiti, Dallas Observer supergroup and Zayra Alvarez.

Burden Brothers

4 — cases Miller Lite

3 — bottles Jägermeister

1 — beer bong

1 — quarter (preferably “Vermont”)

1 — designated driver

4 — bottles Wet ‘n’ Wild black nail polish

1 — jar sweet pickle relish

20 — lacy bras provided for female audience members (PLEASE: Distribute at opening of “Beautiful Night.”)

6 — plates of Wing Street hot wings (turbo-spicy)

1 — shirt for Todd Lewis

PLEASE NOTE: CALL HIM VADEN!

Radiant*

1 — pointless asterisk

3 — jars Bedhead Boy Toys hair gel

33 — hallelujahs

4 — subway tokens

4 — six-packs of Zima, hidden inside Budweiser containers

1 — jar sweet pickle relish

1 — major-label contract

Zayra Alvarez

veintiuno — botellas de agua

dos — 12-pack de la Corona

uno — tarro fresco del salsa del condimento

dulce de la salmuera

uno — llave a éstos manillas

algunos lazos de los hombres

POR FAVOR: Entiéndeme!

Tahiti

1 — room for posse

2 — rooms for posse’s posse

3 — rooms for groupies of posse’s posse

PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT mention anything if said posses do not show.

1 — VHS tape of Swordfish, fast-forwarded to Halle Berry nude scene

1 — jar sweet pickle relish

1 — large towel

1 — Young MC cassette tape

4 — fresh floral arrangements (PLEASE NOTE: Bougainvillea is lovely this time of year. )

Dallas Observer supergroup

(Carter Albrecht of Sorta, Daniel Hopkins of Radiant*, Cory Watson of Black Tie Dynasty, Chris Holt, Sara Radle, Ward Richmond of Slick 57)

1 — open bar